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The cunts have started adding service charges - and they are mandatory

Then they have the brass neck to ask for a tip

25% is the highest I have found

It’s that bad it’s put me off booze

That is something that needs to change

I can empathize with you on that one CB, I had a dose of the wild shites at the weekend. It’s something I rarely get, I seem to have a strong constitution, I often eat street food here in Thailand with no problems. But I copped for a dose of it at the weekend, woke up on Sunday morning with my stomach performing somersaults, a mad dash and managed to make it to the bathroom where the world fell out of my bottom and I I daren’t leave the vicinity of the bathroom all day. The last time this happened was several years ago when I was in Cambodia, on the day I was leaving which made for a white knuckle flight back to Bangkok. I can’t be doing with Imodium, it binds me up and I would sooner put up with the wildies than that. I always get anti-bacterial tablets from the pharmacy, two a day for a three day course. They work a treat and things are back to normal after the second day. I sometimes use them if I have a mild persistent diarrhea and they always work a treat. I haven’t been able to face a beer since Saturday, I will probably chance it again tomorrow. I fly back to the UK in a week and I don’t need a repeat performance before then.

@CB-Saint I really don’t thin you have to tip this much mate


Gone to an NHL game

First wtf - team shirt $310

Second wtf - perfect 4g

Turns out Ice Hockey is great - fast and furious with plenty of niggling agro

And the Panthers won

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It is a wonderful journey but FFS not the slow train!

The train in the picture is one of our local Malopolska Trains the fast trains often have old style compartments and are not as comy

I have come to the conclusion that Americans cannot cook

Assuming they manage to cook the food properly (they can’t) they then smother it in butter / cream and if that is not enough to make you feel bilious, they add honey.

So as you push your half finished plate away you realise that taxes and tips will mean the cost of that mediocrity is $50+ per course

We really take for granted the British food scene, an average pub chef is far better than a lot of “high end” offerings over here

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Should stick to chain store steakhouses.
Porthouse steak
Onion Rings
Spinach
Fries
Napa Cab Sav.

Either that or Nathans Chilli Dogs or Chimatown scoff.
Nowt else edible

It seems this disease of “on speaker” face time has infiltrated the Brits geriatric brigade

The down side of this the deaf old cunts have the volume turned right up

It should be auto euthanasia for this kind of behaviour

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Whaaa, who said that?

Heathrow

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Have a good time Goatboy, be prepared for some extreme heat. I arrived back on Wednesday after my three months and temperatures were really starting to rise in the week before I left. The Thai met office are predicting record temperatures for Thailand of 45 degrees, maybe a few degrees more. Chiang Mai of course won’t reach anything like that but the middle of Thailand would best be avoided. Even the Thais were moaning about the heat.

Sounds perfect for pool time, cocktails and nana naps. Heathrow card machines down so free drinks😎

Was a bit dubious when they said ringside seats but fair play!



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Scootering round koh lanta today😎

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Looks a bit too busy for my liking :grin:

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Landed in Copenhagen - off to Noma for dinner with a couple of mates :fire:

Will post pictures tomorrow

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