Gene Kelly Man?
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Originally posted by @Fowllyd
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
A who’s who of Papsweb
Lots of sycophantic rubbish about other people.
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Bletch : the forum intellectual. The sort of guy, that when the chips are down, and everyone has deserted you, he’d be there for you, when the rain starts to fall.
More rubbish about other insignificant people…
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Thanks for the kind words, Lou. I really feel like you’ve nailed me.
Let me know if it’s raining near you, and I’ll be there.
In that respect I’m like some sort of forum superhero; waiting for precipitation to fall from the sky, before jumping in the Bletch Mobile to be provide something firm and warm for the rained-upon to lean against.
If only I could think of a superhero name for a man that solves problems in the rain.
…I’m an excellent driver.
Gene Kelly Man?
I was thinking more of Michael Fishman - He’s half man, half fish and an obsessive hurricane-denier.
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
I am most confused, but I will try and be mindful.
Apologies Lou. I had a dirty chauvinist moment. They are rare, but do happen.
I try to water them down with self-deprecation.
Is this the right thread to see booblies?
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And where’s all the porn ffs?!
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Btripz : he’s big, he’s bad, he’s bob. He loves the ladies. He’s also very nice.
:adore: still missing this emoticon @UberForumLordPap sir
Originally posted by @saintbletch
If only I could think of a superhero name for a man that solves problems in the rain.
Duh, Rainman!!!
You is Dustin Hoffman, except you are not acting.
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
@Coxford-Lou:-Drinks-shandy- but-can-swallow-most-things.-Pretends-she’s-a-feminist-in-order-to-seduce-young,-vulnerable-men.-Otherwise-sound.
I’m confused, I thought it was @suewhistle that didn’t have a gag reflex??
No. Sue’s gag reflex is over active and probably caused her divorce.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Paps : The Godfather of the forum. Quirky, brilliant, fair, female friendly. Just don’t mind the conspiracy theories.
Thank you for the beautiful write up, Lou.
If anyone is interested in conspiracy theories, PM me. We meet in rotating locations, determined in top secret, and distributed via carrier falcon. We are always interested in new members, but particularly welcome members of the falconing community.
Also, to help with costs, please bring your own tin foil. People have taken liberties in the past. e.g. only turning up to a Saturday night meet to get enough foil for Sunday’s roast dinner.
If it’s OK with everyone, I would like to re-write my own entry.
Ohio:- Mostly normal. Not really obsessed with booblies, but it could appear that way to the untrained eye.
Genuinely a decent bloke. Booblies booblie booblies.
Some more Who’s Who’s.,
**Korruptor ** Annoyingly talented bastard, good at whatever he chooses to do (although maybe he only chooses things he knows he’ll be good at) and fellow alumni of Southampton Tech. A member of the original Sotonians mailing list.
**Intiniki ** Already introduced a bit. Formidable female we know from school. Our middle class pet 
I can say this because she no longer pinches people when they annoy her. Former Sotonian mailing list contributor.
**Cthumane ** Known infinitely more well by another moniker (which I’ll let him reveal) and former Sotonian mailing list member. JBoy also knows him. Small world. And that’s the bottom line.
74eddie Old pal from Coxford in the 1980s. Even if he spends his time copying and pasting his Facebook jokes here, it’ll be fun.
**Darrel ** My baby bro. Is looking for a break from dealing with trolls on his soundcloud mixes. He remixes a load of Britney stuff. Britney follows him on Soundcloud. Both parties seem happy with the arrangement, although his missus feels like the other woman
**redjoane ** Ms pap is on the forum. Ms pap is on the forum. Warning. Warning. You now have 10 minutes to reach minimum safe distance. Without doubt, holder of largest private collection of my personally mortifying moments. Will probably be happy to recount them with minimum prompting for maximum embarrassment.
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Some more.
**Stuski ** Former Sotonian mailing list character. Once suspected of being hairiest person in Hampshire under the age of 19; no formal charges pressed. Like lager, Stuski is something of an acquired taste, but like lager, top times to be had when taste has been acquired.
**SuperMikey ** (formally, “Super Michael”) Usually an articulate, thoughtful and intelligent character - almost always the case on forums. Turns into beer swilling monster that corrupts the mind of young individuals with his filthy terrace proclamations (his mate was worse, tbh).
**Dave_of_Clausentum ** An interesting addition to the site, given that the existence of this username and the subsequent noise has at times, turned The Ugly Inside forum into something approaching unreadable. So far, we seem to have dodged the crapola associated with this identity. Almost certainly someone with an account at TUI.
Fatso I’m guessing another sign-up from our pals at TUI. I have some fairly specific ideas about who this might be, and I believe we’ve sparred before (yes, yes - I know that doesn’t narrow it down much!). Doesn’t like the use of the term “best mate”
Its not really a “who’s who” if you just make the bio up. The only bit that you have right is the “best friend” bit and I’m not sure that’s the defining thing about me.
Originally posted by @Fatso
Its not really a “who’s who” if you just make the bio up. The only bit that you have right is the “best friend” bit and I’m not sure that’s the defining thing about me.
It would seem that you walked right into Pap’s trap with that admission! 
A who’s who of Papsweb
My take on Lou’s candidates.
Bearsy : The funniest poster ever to grace SaintsWeb. The funniest poster here, and probably one of the biggest reasons we’ve formed the posse we have in the time we have. I love his work and fear the legal bills.
Bletch : My forum minder and Jiminy Cricket. Another huge reason for the success of the site so far, and one of the best writers I’ve seen apply his words to these annals. Really, I don’t know what bletch is doing on these sites. Reading his posts is akin to finding a John Pilger piece in the Beano. I am very glad he’s here though.
Btripz : Also known as Big Bad Bob, I believe his bTripz moniker is a consequence of my unending and eternal street cred. But then I also (wrongly) believe that I have unending and eternal street cred, so perhaps its best to not apply any scrutiny to these claims.
Chertsey : Infamous stalwart of other Saints messages boards, going by other names over the years. Does my fucking head in. Deliberately. To wind me up. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.
**Cholulakid ** Always liked his posts on TSW. Like them here too, and I think that this will be a better environment for him to be heard.
Fowllyd : Scratch that trip to Google Maps. No need to look up Wales, as this particular poster’s name is pronounced Fowly D. Now one might take exception to a middle aged bloke adopting rap and hip hop sensibilities, particularly if he isn’t Jay Z or something. Not me. While I don’t know whether he can scratch mix, the man’s posts are real enough, yo.
Goatboy : Quasi-Goatboy. Semi-Goatboy. The diet coke of Goatboy. Just one calorie; not Goatboy enough. I’m not having a go, merely pointing out that whatever Goatboy posts here is the tip of the iceberg. Goatboy is the closest thing to a serviceable book to film adaptation we have. Yes, the content works in isolation. Yes, it is enjoyable, but at the same time, the book readers know that so much more could be brought to screen.
Absolutely top bloke, especially on the beers.
Halo : I love having Halo around here, just as I liked interacting with him on TSW. Back in the heady days of the BAP date, Halo was one of the first to congratulate both Barry and myself for resolving that situation in an honest, but funny way. Wears his heart on his sleeve here, and we love him for it.
Jboy : Supremely laid back in real life. Master wielder of one line barbs. Don’t get me wrong, bletch is probably our master defuser, but JBoy also has that in his locker, and can do it amusingly, in ten words or less.
KRG : KRG is a divisive character. If you’re the type of person that believes that political correctness has indeed, gone mad, then you’ll probably end up sparring with him, especially if you haven’t prepared your argument. Back in TSW days, always saw KRG as natural successor should I ever get the chop. That didn’t work, as he just followed us over here. We are lucky to have him.
Letsbdrinking : Good lad. Know him from TSW, especially as he sent me on a damned fool mission to Lime St Station to retrieve a bag he’d left after an away game. Very personable and good conversationalist.
**Mangobean ** Don’t want to comment on Mangobean just yet, but initial finding are encouraging.
Paps : The scourge of the modern age. He should be banned.
Ohio : Decent poster with a couple of obvious problems. Current areas of interest clearly indicate that Ohio lived through a time where baps, boobs and mammaries were light on the ground, or at least for the likes of him. It’s a fascinating study into epigenetics, with the effects a bit like the Dutch Hunger Winter of WW2, except Ohio has been left with insatiable appetite for booblies. Possibly John McCririck’s love child. We’ll never know.
Ozsaintdave : Proper forum virgin breaking his cherry here. Be gentle.
**Spudders: ** Top muppet, and gave me a welcome fillip when he joined the site.
**Stickywhitedovepiss: ** Not enough info to go on atm.
Tokyo : Perhaps the naughtiest boy on the whole wide forum. He has a badge to reflect this.
Originally posted by @Fatso
Its not really a “who’s who” if you just make the bio up. The only bit that you have right is the “best friend” bit and I’m not sure that’s the defining thing about me.
Yeah, but if I leave you out, then what happens? I don’t want to be dealing with calls from your mum saying that I’ve purposefully left you out.
Can’t. Fucking. Win.
Oh, I hate it when people do that thing when they put full stops between words like that. I hate that even more than grown adults talking of “best friends”.
Originally posted by @pap
Ohio : Decent poster with a couple of obvious problems. Current areas of interest clearly indicate that Ohio lived through a time where baps, boobs and mammaries were light on the ground, or at least for the likes of him.
Sorry Paps, but I rate your accuracy on a scale of 1 to twenty kazillion as a 1.
As we are talking bios here, I spent my formative years of around 9-16 surrounded by booblies. Countless booblies. Booblies in their thousands! Every year we even went abroad to see many more naked booblies of all nationalities.
Only about 10% of these booblies were the kind I would actually choose to look at though. Maybe I have been mentally scarred by the vision of old booblies like soggy corn flakes or even the occasional mastectomy single-booby…However, I do still love to see a good boobly, even after all that trauma.
It’s not really an osession though.
Booblies.
Me and pap are destined to never get on. This is life.