# 🎄 🎁 Xmas present ideas 🤷‍♂️

**URL:** <https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309>\
**Category:** Reasonably serious discussion\
**Created:** [27 November 2021 21:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309 "2021-11-27T21:54:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 21:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/1 "2021-11-27T21:54:56Z")

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Given we are approaching the season of goodwill and present buying fuckwittery, I thought we could have a thread where if you see something that could be a good gift idea - stick It here and you might just save a Sotonians life

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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 21:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/2 "2021-11-27T21:55:20Z")

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My first go

> **[Christmas Pine Candle | Buy Britain](https://buybritain.com/product/christmas-pine-candle/)**
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> Buy British-made Christmas Pine Candle on BuyBritain.com. Find locally made Christmas Pine Candle online.

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**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 21:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/3 "2021-11-27T21:57:21Z")

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> **[Premier Professional Twin Frying Pan Set](https://circulon.uk.com/products/premier-professional-twin-frying-pan-set?gclid=Cj0KCQiAy4eNBhCaARIsAFDVtI2sD2L5GJGa55Nwq7Yw8plK4HemNRbKJxbFYl8I416kbEnN3ooFp6UaAqc6EALw_wcB&gclid=Cj0KCQiAy4eNBhCaARIsAFDVtI2sD2L5GJGa55Nwq7Yw8plK4HemNRbKJxbFYl8I416kbEnN3ooFp6UaAqc6EALw_wcB)**
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> Circulon Premier Professional twin frying pan set Set contains 20cm & 28cm frying pans Total non-stick interior that provides outstanding performance. Heavy gauge hard anodised cookware heats quickly and spreads heat evenly. Stainless steel...

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 22:07 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/4 "2021-11-27T22:07:05Z")

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My brother has kindly purchased his Mrs a pen bearing the festive slogan: “My Fanny Stinks”.  
Charmer.

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 22:08 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/5 "2021-11-27T22:08:50Z")

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He has also gone all in and bought his daughter a pen emblazoned with: “This pen belongs to a cunt”.

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 22:09 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/6 "2021-11-27T22:09:17Z")

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He’s hoping they stop nicking his pens.

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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 22:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/7 "2021-11-27T22:22:01Z")

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Fuck off

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**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 22:23 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/8 "2021-11-27T22:23:57Z")

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![images](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/2/3/230157aa1c2ff1df13074f2277e358a3ecb2ea8d.jpeg)

The Bog Standard Boris Bog Brush

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 22:36 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/9 "2021-11-27T22:36:47Z")

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Mrs P\_F has been bought a pair of Flannel Pyjamas from Lidl.  
She will be ecstatic as she has been looking for a 2nd set for almost 3years here.  
Simples.  
Mum has been bought Orange & Cinnamon Tea.

Not even Dec 1st. Job done

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 23:05 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/10 "2021-11-27T23:05:47Z")

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See comment in original thread 😉😂

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 23:21 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/11 "2021-11-27T23:21:06Z")

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Sotonians have long memories 🤣

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 23:21 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/12 "2021-11-27T23:21:57Z")

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You are dead.

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**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 23:49 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/13 "2021-11-27T23:49:27Z")

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> [@Goatboy](#):
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> My brother has kindly purchased his Mrs a pen bearing the festive slogan: “My Fanny Stinks”.

 ![IMG-20211126-WA0010](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/d/3/d325583fc6ff8487c876d584cfa9c21dc69ce883.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 23:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/14 "2021-11-27T23:51:31Z")

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I survived frying pan gate - I am bullet proof monk

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [28 November 2021 11:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/15 "2021-11-28T11:58:57Z")

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Here’s a couple of happy looking puppies for the Mrs…

 ![xmas-puppies](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/3/1/3133a88bcbd104888d89c7c05b9a902c8467b211.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [28 November 2021 12:04 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/16 "2021-11-28T12:04:48Z")

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Seasonal music always goes down well…

 ![mariah-carey](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/0/8/08ceb7d6d6c706eaf454ec54c30261375374d45d.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [28 November 2021 12:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/17 "2021-11-28T12:55:20Z")

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I read that as Messy Christmas tbh

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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 22:18 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/18 "2021-11-27T22:18:48Z")

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Help a sotonian. Post Xmas gift ideas here and you may save a life

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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 22:21 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/19 "2021-11-27T22:21:39Z")

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Delete this thread - managed to mute the original and got confused

Two bottle of wine haven’t helped

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2021 23:04 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/xmas-present-ideas/6309/20 "2021-11-27T23:04:43Z")

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15in anal intruder?

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