🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

[Bathsaint]

Kids tucked up in bed. Mrs BS off on a girls’ night out. Me sat at home, debating what film to watch and what bottle of wine to open.

I’ll probably try that New Zealand Merlot which came in a Laithwaites box and has been sat in the cellar for a while.

[PhilippineSaint]

No afraid not they all use the English phrase “Short Time” or “Long Time”

[Intiniki]

The thread is here @Cobham-Saint

[Cobham-Saint]

Cheers @Intiniki

Common sense and a sober head prevails

[Cobham-Saint]

Oh, BTW yep I am

Pished that is…

[pap]

I bet you saw this new Discourse message.

You do not meet the sobriety requirements of this thread. This thread is reserved for the slightly pickled, and you, yes you my friend, are wankered.

Seen it a few times myself. @saintbletch, as usual, is doing nothing.

[CB-Saint]

Evening fuckos, it turns out that the Montenegrins can make a passable Chardonnay and their indigenous grape, Vranac, can make a very pleasant red if handled well.

I shall investigate further

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Well I have driven 650 miles from Fife to Arras in France and am now enjoying getting Bletched (mildly cunted) before the final 500miles to the the middle class Dordogne for family hols befor starting new corporate free job… family fly out Sunday … but I am taking bikes and a load of shit in the car… I need my Cipollini when riding en France… so I am alone in an ‘Ace Hotel’ during beer… it would get ugly if not getting up at 4am as need to be on road by 5am to get through Paris before the Cunt drivers make me shit myself

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Not sure this is correct - it’s my fucking Thread and you an be slightly pickled or completely counted as far as I am concerned - fill your fucking boots (sensibly naturally)

[CB-Saint]

I have read this several times and I am not sure if it is the Vranac or you, - are you shit faced in the middle of France?

[CB-Saint]

I tried again. it’s the Vranac.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

How do I post pictures as this beer is rather good

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

The beer has now made been blind … it could just be I am tired but fuck me its good

[lifeintheslowlane]

Just click the “Upload” icon in the reply pane and it will open a dialog box to access your picture file.

Good luck.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Which one is the upload icon and will I end up posting all the homemade nude pics by mistake… like somerrvenge porn?

[lifeintheslowlane]

It’s the underlined up-arrow.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]