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Moving on to a Bath Ales Golden Hare.

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Originally posted by @Goatboy

Moving on to a Bath Ales Golden Hare.

If animal loving is your thing after a few crafted ales well what can I say!

Found some Diazepam in the cupboard. That’ll do.

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Alcohol and Diazepam are a winning combination (for lifelong addiction to both).

Works Xmas party (second one).

Was more than pickled. Still am.

Cider, Leffe, lime vodka jelly (half a trifle bowl), limoncello, scotch and for some reason marshmallows (lots).

Got to bed at 6:30am having made some pretty inappropriate behaviour choices.

I am no longer a drinker.

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Good work bletch. Take solace in the fact that I once snogged my boss at a christmas party. She was about 20 years older than me but fuck it. Give the shitheads something to gossip about!

I was offered (and took) voluntary redundancy soon after :lou_wink_2:

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Work Xmas party too, 12:30 start at the Grosvner Casino, refused to drink anything pre-meal as all they were selling was pissy lager and John Smiths and Guiness in cans.

Sat down for the meal and imbibed a nice bottle of the House Merlot, then on to the Brasshouse where many fine ales were imbibed, topped off the evening with a couple of double JD and cokes.

Bus home for 01:30, bed and then woken by the girls at 06:30 this morning.

On to fix the washing machine and tunr a door around with a slightly wobbly head.

I’d use a screwdriver and some wedges if I was you.

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Mine tonight. Hate them. Already blocked out my Monday morning to deal with the inevitable Disciplinary fallout.

Humbug.

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Not sure what you are worried about there Bletchy baby, this is surely one of only two reasons for going to these things… the other being to try and shag that girl from accounts you have been flirting with all year - for singles only of course. For us marrieds, your behaviour option is all we have to make these occasions amusing.

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Wow. Mad Friday! What a night!!

1-2-3, 1-2-3 drink …

Threw 'em down 'till I lost count

Then I danced like Maddie :lou_lol:

… and woke up wearing a leotard :lou_sad:

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Once again.

Punk IPA one, Bletch nil.

I started with one of those then had a Yachtsman, a Rudolph, a couple of Cumberlands and then one cheeky little number cunningly labelled ‘beer 5%’.

I feel fine :lou_wink_2:

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I don’t.

I sang Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer at Karaoke last night and won the 60 quid runner up prize.

I know this because a video of it was posted on FB. Just found the envelope while putting my jeans on to go to our Dubai Saints Xmas Party.

I thought the sore throat when I surfaced at 1pm was me catching flu for Xmas

I didn’t even recall being at that part of town let alone singing. I went out to a Christmas Market ffs,

Oh and yes, I know by the blue tongue today that Bullfrogs must have been involved

What REALLY worries me is that I was in tune and hit all the high notes. KRG must have got to my drinks that’s all I can think of.

So which cretin thought the best way to wash down a couple of bottles of claret was pisco sours.

That would be me then.

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Ferrari Jacks for me this evening.

JD, Amaretto, Juice and slice of a lime topped up with coke over ice. Yum. :lou_lol:

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Have you worked out the calorie content, or considered how it will impact your performance on Tuesday evening?

Hint.

Hint.

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I miss Pisco Sours. I’ve not had one since I left Peru in 2008.

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Boring but quality: a few glasses of shiraz: The Black Pig The Prize shiraz - 2012.

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