🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

Which one?

Up to you, your choice.

The Cobham Branch Wank Bank is open.

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I am an investor.

Cunt

[quote=“Fatso, post:2450, topic:1283, full:true”]You did well to get a kiss from a lesbian.
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That’s what she explained to me this morning. These are the times I wish I was more ALPHA

I fucked up the quote thing.

It’s cos I’m pissed.

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Belch has posted “Cunt” or similar twice in the past hour.

I am very pissed, but if he is in trouble, I hope it hurts.

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It’s cos your nail extensions got in the way

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@Fatso’s right.

I could regale you with stories of the lesbians from work (x4) but it’s not going to help.

It’s about if we are, oh I’ve managed to forget wantni was talking about.

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I honestly thought I was in a bad way…

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All deposits gratefully accepted

I have a deep meaningful relationship with a lesbian from work.

She supports Tottenham though, it’s never going to go anywhere…

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I can’t bring righteousness to the battle asn I’ve forgotten what iwad talking about. But it definitely involved lesbians and me.

Hope that helps.

X

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My ex wife

She decided to bat for the home side?

Yep that was it…she sends her regards.

x

Hadn’t seen that before.

I cried a little and almost had a wee

:lou_lol:

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yep

I was so good at going down on her she wanted a professional lesbian to do it for her.:lou_is_a_flirt:

Why is my local 50yards from my house and why is it on the taxi route back home.

Went to a wedding reception last night, had a few, got cab home, saw local was open so got cab to stop, went in local and and a few more.

Head hurts this morning.

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