I danced to Ed Sheeran after some techno house.
Time to go home
It was time before Ed Sheeran.
Is that with a B?
Donât look at me!!!
Here you go- Leaving do for the Russian mate of Teenage Mutant
They went to the local park and sat on park benches with vodkaâŠ
Still no graffiti on the wallsâŠBlack Forest Gateau trampled into the carpet and vomit in the HydrangeaâŠwhat are you teaching these kids.
Iâve tried to teach both my kids the proper way of drinking but theyâre not having it.
I have high hopes with Young Adult. Now sheâs at Uni she seems to be picking up the skills and is practicing a lot by all accounts.
Teenage Mutant doesnât particularly like beer because it fills him up and makes him want to stop drinkingâŠffs.
My Sri Lankan junior at work is like that, wonât drink lager because itâs gassy and fills him up, wonât drink bitter because he doesnât like the taste.
Consequently on nightâs out he tends to hammer the spirits early doors and usually ends up very ill and in his wifeâs bad booksâŠ
We keep trying to educate him but drinking normal drinks isnât âexcitingâ
Yep it must be soul destroying Cobs, especially after putting in all the early ground-work. Itâs as if theyâre reacting negatively in response to your earlier failings.
I think on the alcohol front I would espouse the âTemperance is Next To Godlinessâ approachâŠthatâs enough drive anyone to drink.
Cunts.
Are you working 24hours in arrears so Sunday is the new Saturday?
Evening cunties
Tonightâs soirĂ©e started with a Kalidascope followed by Berry Bros and Rudd own St Julien
Now this is a proper touch. Made by Leoville las Cases whose flagship wine goes for ÂŁ200 per bottle in bond, they knock this out for ÂŁ20 ish
Cracking value for a wine made by master wine makers
âŠWTF are you on?..oh, as you wereâŠnothing to see here, move along.
Enjoy your week off.
Chris OâDowd on The Last Leg (now). Is hammered
Oh, my word
Heâs funny/ embarrassing
Love the cake bar / gay bar ending
His wife put a photo up on Instagram about him being on the Last Leg and there were loads of comments. Sheâs taken it down as her phone must have been going off.