I was/am. Found it on the floor in The Station so obviously the girls from work put it on me so I obviously kissed all the girls from work to leave my mark. Fucking stuff doesn’t come off no matter how much I rub. I’m annoyed and impressed in equal measure. I’ll be impressed less with the impetigo I’ll likely contract.
Got in gone 1 and fell asleep in the chair. Went to bed at 7 woke up at 11:35 - half an hour ago.
What’s that you ask - “what time is the fantasy football deadline @saintbletch?”
At wedding yesterday… for first time in about 20 years had to phone God on the the giant porcelain telephone earlier this morning…
As an atheist I imagine he was pissing himself, So I suspect only the fire breathing cock sucker from below was likely to answer any desperate call… whatever, I do wish either of the fuckers would do take me this morning… going back to bed…
Plus you’d posted the image as some sort of Frankensteinian hybrid of link and image.
You can always see the edit history of a post by clicking the pencil on edited posts. You can then work your way through all of the different saved versions.
I should have added an edit reason, will try harder next time.
I had beers yesterday. In a pub. After the golf. I also had a Blue Cheese Burger and even had Fries. Unfortunately I only had 3 beers and we had a one hour drive home from Ajman so I never quite managed to get going again and slopped in front of a couple of episodes of Fargo then Preacher.
Would have been sacrilege to have gotten pickled watching either of those.
Night of Derry Mavington tonight, but tomorrow, hopefully Eric has remembered his inviite for a few ales and a vodka or two
I am now 5 weeks off the piss and I am extremely pissed about it.
This bit to go into the annoying things of life thread as well.could be another week or so before that back to back of mine is well enough to come offshore. Then I will only get 2 weeks at home as if I start changing the rota around now it will fuck up me getting Christmas and New Year off.
