There is air conditioning.
More I.portant.
There is BEER!
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Personally, I think they went full Birdie Song a bit early, but it was hilarious.
I’ve poured my first vodka.
12 hours to go.
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Good luck Phil. Put your faith in all those hours of training. You got this big man. It’s not just you at that table, trying not to shout cunt and holding down a little sick, it’s all of us. We are with you Phil. Do it for us. Do it for your Sotonian family.
Or be relentlessly called a wuss.
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As shucks, thanks Goatie.
I won’t let the booze kill me.
But those cheerleaders…
Meanwhile.
1st time in my life I’ve felt like Al Pacino…
I’m out with the Godmother tonight
Don’t peak too soon Phil or she’ll be saying hello to your little friend.
In that thread of forgotten songs, I’m gonna get loads tonight. Polish are huge Modern Talking fans.
Place just “bopped” out to this
Fuck me thats shit
It was worse AG…
This video comes with a mental health warning
Oh and you insulted Modern Talking? Online? On a public forum? You may NEVER be allowed into mainland Europe again.
Oh, wait…
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Glad you managed to capture all 4 minutes and 37 seconds of it. Wouldn’t have wanted to miss any.
PS keep your phone charged we’ve got rule #1 in action later for those cheerleaders.
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Bletch!!!
They served a 3 course meal starting at 5:30.
They just served the fish dish at 8:15…
Start of 2nd set of 3 courses aaaargh
Cake comes out to NOOOO Ed bloody Sheeran
Cheerleaders are gagging for anything
That’s not a Polka to dance to.
Having 1st medicinal Red Bull in 12 minutes.
I can do this for Queen, Country AND Sotonians
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Sod Queen and Country
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The cheerleaders are on a tour. Anyone in Zurich, Venice, Valencia or Barca next week?
Cake has arrived. Biggest threat to survival is my shirt bursting.
Emergency red bull doing the trick.
Did I mention the horror of an Ed Sheeran song in Polish?
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It’s bad enough in English.
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Got wine and left notes to remind me where it left is. Nothing can go wrong.
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I’ve run out of wine. What time does the shop shut?
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I done Polish dancing.
I’ve been offered a job by one of the Americans.
Apparently I’m a natural for some TV show in the US.
The Walking Dead or something.
Maybe a beer would help
Time for Tyskie.
Who is Ted Shearman? I have heard the name but I don’t think I would recognise any of his songs. 
I am drunk and not even at a Polish wedding … but watching Steve Earle on Nashville so all is fine
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They are just bringing ANOTHER hot dish. Wiener Schnitzel Polish version with MORE roast potatoes
FFS I’m reaching the point where I’d prefer Nashville.
Actually I’d prefer anything in English.
Except Dead Steerman