The walk from my house to the nearest pub is about 10 minutes.
The last time I did it was about 6 months ago 
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Still being carried in that Sedan chair?
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That wee comment put me in mind of this:
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An Ode to Heather:
We stood upon the riverbank
Our lips were all a-quiver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river
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More apt would have been “I Hate Marcus”…whoops sorry I mean “I Ate Marcus”
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very good
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I still hate that bitch and yesterday when calling my old man on skype he was drinking a bottle of the Thatchers when asked why he had that in the house was told that my oldest brother the red under the bed had put it there a month ago and he wanted rid of it.
Pedant correction warning!!
Avebury.
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I knew that the 1st time I posted it on FB
And before this year’s version was nicked from Twitter
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