That’s a poultry excuse.
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He needs to get laid.
There was a rumour going round in my school about some lad’s onanism in geography.
Ever the confronter, I ask.
Me: Is it true that you wank off in Ms De Wattville’s geography class?
Him: Partly true.
Me: What do mean “partly”?
Him: I’ve got Mr Walker for geography
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On that subject…
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Best one yet
I thought Omg was the element of surprise?
Real Madrid 2 Shakhtar Donetsk 3
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You really do disappoint me with these bad jokes, not all the time, just periodically.
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I’m my own cottage industry with Dad jokes.
Wife, family, ex-friends and neighbors all disown me.
I am availble for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvah’s - socially distanced of course. DM me 
Even funnier
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13 first team players?
They playing rugby league rules?
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You should table a motion for better quality jokes.
I think the Soviet are still furloughed. 
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Oi! Don’t you go casting nasturtiums @fo
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How very dare you!!! Greater Manchester.
