Charming!!
Thought I’d pop back for a little lurk, and this is the 1st thing I see 
Thought you were hibernating. 
Don’t talk to him! He lives in Lancashire.
Worse still. Merseyside?
"Jeffrey Toobin, a long-time legal expert and staff writer for the New Yorker, has been suspended from the magazine after he was allegedly caught masturbating on a work Zoom call.
“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologise to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,” Toobin said in a statement, refusing to elaborate further on the nature of the allegations.
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.”
I had a mate at school who, because he was Catholic had to sit at the back of class during RI lessons reading the Catechism. He cracked one out during a Biblical reading…and it came to pass…
My missus would never tolerate such fowl behaviour.
Don’t egg him on 
The man is obviously hen-pecked.