# 😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [15 May 2015 17:50 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385 "2015-05-15T17:50:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![StickyWhiteDovePiss](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/stickywhitedovepiss/32/40_2.png) [@StickyWhiteDovePiss](https://www.sotonians.com/u/StickyWhiteDovePiss)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 09:07 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1621 "2017-06-29T09:07:50Z")
I find it difficult to laugh or smile at this story. A stupid young man has died due to his and his wives stupidity. But he was still a father and an expectant father and there is nothing in the story to suggest that he had bad intentions for the world. ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 09:15 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1622 "2017-06-29T09:15:13Z")
:lou_facepalm_2: a Desert Eagle FFS, from 30cm FFS, an Encyclopedia will stop that :lou_facepalm_2: ---
**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 09:20 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1623 "2017-06-29T09:20:24Z")
I find it sad that they invited friends to come watch, and it would seem none of them made a proper effort to put a stop to it? ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 09:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1624 "2017-06-29T09:22:39Z")
Not funny or smiling. But thread title allows “At least I wasn’t bored”. They thought a thick book would stop a bullet, but did not trial it out first. Defo not boring. ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 09:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1625 "2017-06-29T09:22:56Z")
They did it cos they wanted more people to know who they were - to that extent, it was a complete success. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 10:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1626 "2017-06-29T10:51:23Z")
I was licking out my secretary today when I suddenly stopped and said, “Susan, I can’t do this to my wife!” “Because you love her?” she asked. I said, “No, because her fanny stinks:” ---
**Author:** ![Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sadoldgit/32/44_2.png) [@Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sadoldgit)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 16:15 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1627 "2017-06-29T16:15:03Z")
A woman who pretended to be a man in order to trick her female friend into having sex using a prosthetic penis, has once again been found guilty at a new trial. Gayle Newland, 27, was jailed for eight years for three counts of sexual assault last year. But she won a challenge against her conviction in October and was granted a new trial by three Court of Appeal judges in London. Newland allegedly convinced her friend she was a man by putting on a deep voice and using a blindfold throughout a dozen sexual encounters during a two-year relationship with the victim. Her victim said she had been made to wear the blindfold at all times the pair were together, even while they sunbathed and “watched” a film at her flat. She told the court she only realised her partner was a woman when she pulled her blindfold off during sex and saw it was her friend wearing a strap-on penis. I love that she still wore the blindfold while “watching” a film!! ---
**Author:** ![Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sadoldgit/32/44_2.png) [@Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sadoldgit)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 16:18 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1628 "2017-06-29T16:18:45Z")
It wasnt a book about ballistics was it? ---
**Author:** ![Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sfcsim/32/88192_2.png) [@Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sfcsim)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 21:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1629 "2017-06-29T21:19:55Z")
Why not test the whole thing before putting it in front of his chest, you know just to make sure like? ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [29 June 2017 22:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1630 "2017-06-29T22:57:49Z")
It definitely bored through the book ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [30 June 2017 01:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1631 "2017-06-30T01:39:30Z")
I bought some of those flavoured condoms the other day. I said to my wife, “Lets play a game, I put one on and you try to guess what flavour it is.” She closed her eyes went under the blanket and said, “cheese and onion flavour.” I said, “For fuck sake, give me a chance to put one on!” ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [30 June 2017 07:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1632 "2017-06-30T07:45:20Z")
I’d been shagging this woman for ages, just as I was about to cum, I whipped my cock out and shot my load all over her face: “You dirty bastard” she moaned, “you could have told me.” “No chance” I replied, “I’m a bus driver, I don’t give any warning when I’m pulling out.” ---
**Author:** ![Bathsaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bathsaint/32/22_2.png) [@Bathsaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bathsaint)\ **Post date:** [30 June 2017 12:00 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1633 "2017-06-30T12:00:17Z")
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**Author:** ![KRG](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/krg/32/1061_2.png) [@KRG](https://www.sotonians.com/u/KRG)\ **Post date:** [30 June 2017 13:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1634 "2017-06-30T13:43:19Z")
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**Author:** ![Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sadoldgit/32/44_2.png) [@Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sadoldgit)\ **Post date:** [30 June 2017 16:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1635 "2017-06-30T16:46:05Z")
Crewe Alexandra’s assistant manger is called Kenny Lunt. His parents clearly had a cruel sense of humour. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [1 July 2017 06:12 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1636 "2017-07-01T06:12:47Z")
The wife was trying to be sexy last night, laid on the bed sliding her lollipop in and out of her fanny and then licking it. “Steady love”, I said, “you’ll need that in the morning to see the kids across the road”. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [1 July 2017 06:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1637 "2017-07-01T06:22:55Z")
We have the following Essex - East Sussex - South Wessex - West Middlesex- Middle. whatever happened to Nossex- North? or does that one only exist when you get married? ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [1 July 2017 08:12 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1638 "2017-07-01T08:12:48Z")
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**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [1 July 2017 12:32 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1639 "2017-07-01T12:32:03Z")
I Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: “Sir I have three openings for you…!” I replied : Yes. I know!! There was a long silence and then she said…Bastard!! ---
**Author:** ![Bathsaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bathsaint/32/22_2.png) [@Bathsaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bathsaint)\ **Post date:** [2 July 2017 09:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/when-i-saw-this-i-laughed-or-at-least-i-smiled-or-at-least-i-wasnt-bored/1385/1640 "2017-07-02T09:57:23Z")
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