# .

**URL:** <https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431>\
**Category:** Southampton Football Club\
**Created:** [18 August 2017 20:56 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431 "2017-08-18T20:56:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sfcsim/32/88192_2.png) [@Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sfcsim)\
**Post date:** [18 August 2017 20:56 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/1 "2017-08-18T20:56:19Z")

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## .

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**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\
**Post date:** [18 August 2017 21:08 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/2 "2017-08-18T21:08:10Z")

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The thread that has more interesting and credible content than the entire Papsweb contributuions of Barry Sanchez?

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**Author:** ![Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/barry-sanchez/32/76_2.png) [@Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Barry-Sanchez)\
**Post date:** [18 August 2017 22:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/3 "2017-08-18T22:17:12Z")

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The thread is the only thing a bedwetting liberal can’t get offended about, they can get offended by not being offended though.

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [18 August 2017 22:24 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/4 "2017-08-18T22:24:24Z")

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I like the title. It warns against further comment yet invites comment simultaneously. It is both end and rebirth in a single stunted character.

It is a ballsy postmodern barf. It is your mother’s scathing rebuke. Your father’s veiled threat.

It is your fluttering eyelid at dawn’s crack. Your day slogged slumbering drool.

It is perfect papsweb.

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**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\
**Post date:** [18 August 2017 22:38 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/5 "2017-08-18T22:38:27Z")

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We should also remember that a single dot in Tralfamadorian signifies “Greetings”, as the late and wonderful Kurt Vonnegut wrote in _The Sirens of Titan_. Perhaps Sfcsim is actually a Tralfamadorian and this is his way of letting us know.

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**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\
**Post date:** [18 August 2017 22:38 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/6 "2017-08-18T22:38:31Z")

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I think it is just saying

**cheesecake**

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**Author:** ![Dizzyfeet](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/dizzyfeet/32/87709_2.png) [@Dizzyfeet](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Dizzyfeet)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 00:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/7 "2017-08-19T00:44:04Z")

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I just don’t see the point of this thread…

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**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 07:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/8 "2017-08-19T07:17:12Z")

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…

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 07:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/9 "2017-08-19T07:19:03Z")

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It’s a skill and fitness test.

Anyone that is too fat to press the dot will have their sausage sized fingers smear another link and get elsewhere.

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**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 07:32 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/10 "2017-08-19T07:32:31Z")

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A single dot in morse code represents the letter ‘E’, kev is off his face on pills.

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 07:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/11 "2017-08-19T07:33:12Z")

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Throwing cheesecakes in the church of dance.

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 07:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/12 "2017-08-19T07:35:39Z")

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So YOU say…horse shit!

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**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 07:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/13 "2017-08-19T07:35:42Z")

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I don’t think he’d be that wasteful. Or is that a dance move?

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**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 07:48 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/14 "2017-08-19T07:48:12Z")

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It is actually a microdot and nobody has enlarged it enough to read the contents

he meant to place it in the Bond thread but got distracted by a burning cheesecake.

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 08:42 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/15 "2017-08-19T08:42:24Z")

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He’s nailed the perfect thread

We can give up and close the site. Job done.

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 08:56 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/16 "2017-08-19T08:56:11Z")

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One could suggest that that is the hole that is left after the nail was pulled out.

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 09:05 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/17 "2017-08-19T09:05:47Z")

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If you look at the location bar, this is a dupe of homophobia in football. Now either @sfcsim saw his error of his ways and lacking a working delete function, just edited it to the . we know and love.

Or the . represents a gaping anus, and is perhaps indicative of sexual preferences in that department.

I think it more likely to be the former, tbh.

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 09:11 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/18 "2017-08-19T09:11:12Z")

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Oh, you’re being a bit nawty there @pap one might even say deliberately provocative!!

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 09:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/19 "2017-08-19T09:51:17Z")

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…but is it…a hole doesn’t exist, there is nothing there…it’s void so in effect there is no such thing as a hole.

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**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\
**Post date:** [19 August 2017 10:04 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/topic/3431/20 "2017-08-19T10:04:46Z")

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tell that to Bearsy, he’ll be fuming when he finds out he’s been paying his worker bros £10/hour for digging a whole lot of nothings.

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