# Things that make you go "Nope" **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [30 November 2015 13:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260 "2015-11-30T13:28:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2015 20:16 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/41 "2015-11-30T20:16:09Z")
> Originally posted by @Fatso > > The old finger up the bum. No thanks. Young finger? ---
**Author:** ![Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sfcsim/32/88192_2.png) [@Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sfcsim)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2015 20:21 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/42 "2015-11-30T20:21:07Z")
> Originally posted by @Goatboy > > > Originally posted by @Fatso > > > > The old finger up the bum. No thanks. > > Young finger? Must be getting old, as the last time the doctor did that to me (about 6 months ago) to feel my prostate… I did not even notice. Must be all those big shits I have… Yeah that one! ---
**Author:** ![TheCholulaKid](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/thecholulakid/32/17_2.png) [@TheCholulaKid](https://www.sotonians.com/u/TheCholulaKid)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2015 20:24 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/43 "2015-11-30T20:24:17Z")
> Originally posted by @Fatso > Does this apply to the old finger up the bum as well? Really hard to watch though. I find a shaving mirror helps. ---
**Author:** ![ant](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ant/32/37_2.png) [@ant](https://www.sotonians.com/u/ant)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2015 20:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/44 "2015-11-30T20:28:10Z")
![NOPE](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/4/b/4bd01f00882b357753adbebed0629a7af2b65532.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2015 20:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/45 "2015-11-30T20:28:11Z")
Or Facetime. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2015 21:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/46 "2015-11-30T21:17:38Z")
> Originally posted by @Goatboy > > > Originally posted by @Fatso > > > > The old finger up the bum. No thanks. > > Young finger? And Here’s Jimmy ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2015 23:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/47 "2015-11-30T23:30:15Z")
With you on that. The sight or thought of a hypodermic makes me shiver. When I was four and five years old I was in hospital twice for six weeks each time (mastoiditis and osteomyelitis - for the former I was in hospital for both Christmas and my fifth birthday). On both occasions, after the operation I was given a daily jab of penicillin (it seems amazing now that such things were done on a routine basis back in the 1960s, but they were). Penicillin is a horrible injection that has to be done into muscle - in my case the buttock. It hurt like hell every time, so much so that my parents persuaded them to stop giving me the injections on my second sojourn because I was getting into such a state they reckoned it was hindering and not helping my recovery. Since then I’ve had a horror of injections. I can’t watch someone being given an injection, even on TV and even if it’s fiction (my younger stepdaughter is a big Casualty fan). On the plus side, it’s highly unlikely that I’ll ever become an intravenous drug user. ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2015 07:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/48 "2015-12-01T07:58:52Z")
Funnily enough I can trace my phobia back to a penicillin shot in the arse. We were in the US and I got tonsillitis. The nurse came in with the biggest syringe I had ever seen, think bike pump, and when I asked if it would hurt, all he said was “not me”. I can still feel the needle buried three inches into my butt cheek and the ensuing dead leg. sadistic fuckers, what was wrong will a spoonful of medicine like that aniseed pink shit we were given. ---
**Author:** ![Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sfcsim/32/88192_2.png) [@Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sfcsim)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2015 08:00 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/49 "2015-12-01T08:00:48Z")
> Originally posted by @Sfcsim > > Inoperable > > Unopened :lou_sad: No, well I thought it was clever! ---
**Author:** ![Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/tokyo-saint/32/10_2.png) [@Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Tokyo-Saint)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2015 14:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/50 "2015-12-01T14:22:28Z")
I’ll have it! ---
**Author:** ![KRG](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/krg/32/1061_2.png) [@KRG](https://www.sotonians.com/u/KRG)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2015 14:32 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/51 "2015-12-01T14:32:00Z")
Tokes will put anything in his mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/tokyo-saint/32/10_2.png) [@Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Tokyo-Saint)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2015 14:36 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/52 "2015-12-01T14:36:44Z")
You’ve never complained before KRG. ---
**Author:** ![KRG](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/krg/32/1061_2.png) [@KRG](https://www.sotonians.com/u/KRG)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2015 14:37 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/53 "2015-12-01T14:37:37Z")
Still not. ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [1 December 2015 14:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/54 "2015-12-01T14:47:40Z")
A PM from Bearsy on Steveweb. Haven’t had any from him here…yet ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [9 December 2015 15:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/55 "2015-12-09T15:46:57Z")
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**Author:** ![Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sadoldgit/32/44_2.png) [@Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sadoldgit)\ **Post date:** [9 December 2015 16:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/56 "2015-12-09T16:58:19Z")
> Originally posted by @Fatso > > The old finger up the bum. No thanks. I had a prostate cancer check not so long ago that involved the docs finger (I hope!) and some lub. Once inserted he asked me how it felt! I think all I could muster up was “not very pleasant thanks.” ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [9 December 2015 17:00 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/57 "2015-12-09T17:00:34Z")
I’m scared to get prostrate check in case i get boner :lou_sad: Edit: Did u get boner? ---
**Author:** ![Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sadoldgit/32/44_2.png) [@Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sadoldgit)\ **Post date:** [10 December 2015 11:07 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/58 "2015-12-10T11:07:49Z")
Using the word “squinny.” It is used by one of the main wind up protaganists and his acolyte on another site. Just not a word that should be used by gown up men. (Squinny over). ---
**Author:** ![Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sadoldgit/32/44_2.png) [@Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sadoldgit)\ **Post date:** [10 December 2015 11:11 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/59 "2015-12-10T11:11:58Z")
Fortunately not Bear. It might have been a different matter if the finger had belonged to a fit nurse though! I am told by those who know about these things that it is pleasurable for men to have their prostrates massaged digitally from the inside. Hmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sfcsim/32/88192_2.png) [@Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sfcsim)\ **Post date:** [10 December 2015 11:32 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/things-that-make-you-go-nope/1260/60 "2015-12-10T11:32:23Z")
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