# The Slightly Belated 2016 Sotonians Awards **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [4 January 2017 10:11 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194 "2017-01-04T10:11:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [7 January 2017 20:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/101 "2017-01-07T20:43:06Z")
… athough to be fair…and honest… he has more hair…cunt ---
**Author:** ![JxgrSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/jxgrsaint/32/109_2.png) [@JxgrSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/JxgrSaint)\ **Post date:** [7 January 2017 22:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/102 "2017-01-07T22:30:31Z")
He’s statistically probably got a tiny cock though, so who’s the real winner? …it’s the Congolese ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [7 January 2017 23:13 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/103 "2017-01-07T23:13:04Z")
Now you know why the Asian ladies love an ex-pat ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 11:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/104 "2017-01-09T11:39:32Z")
In the kingdom of the underendowed the 4.75" man is king… ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 12:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/105 "2017-01-09T12:28:30Z")
And the winner is… (Waiting) (Still Waiting) (FFS - this suspense shit has been done to death by those two geordie twats) (Yawn) ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 12:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/106 "2017-01-09T12:30:41Z")
With the new google link up they’ll get back to us after the adverts… ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 12:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/107 "2017-01-09T12:47:09Z")
Who you calling a Celeb whore? ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 12:56 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/108 "2017-01-09T12:56:52Z")
Yeah, if only I’d made it clear that the awards were slightly belated. :lou_eyes_to_sky: Winners to be announced…soon. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 12:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/109 "2017-01-09T12:58:28Z")
I admit it I am a Whore I will work for money ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 13:06 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/110 "2017-01-09T13:06:06Z")
> Originally posted by @saintbletch > Yeah, if only I’d made it clear that the awards were slightly belated. > > :lou_eyes_to_sky: > > Winners to be announced…soon. Being a word bore I would have thought that you were aware of the definition of slightly. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 13:12 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/111 "2017-01-09T13:12:15Z")
I like being a Whore ---
**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 17:10 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/112 "2017-01-09T17:10:06Z")
Hasn’t Bletch finished rigging the awards so he wins everything anyway? Bored now. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [9 January 2017 17:48 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/113 "2017-01-09T17:48:40Z")
Dear other Mod. Please hurry up. You keep dragging this out & you’ll have to add a best golf story category. They’re all back down here in a couple of weeks. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [12 January 2017 15:20 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/114 "2017-01-12T15:20:44Z")
Bletch… fucking poor. Imagine if this like happened at the AVNs or something… ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [13 January 2017 00:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/115 "2017-01-13T00:43:34Z")
Can we have a golf story please ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [13 January 2017 05:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/116 "2017-01-13T05:51:09Z")
The big news is that Tiger is back from injury, he’s in Dubai in 3 weeks. You’ll see the Sash shirt over the weekend on Sky. He plays at Torrey Pines California - a course he plays well on, then flies 15 hours to here. Press says it’s as he has 1 appearance left on a contract. Actually he designed a new course here which opens that week. One big issue is why would a guy with a badly damaged back want to fly 15 hours he doesn’t need the money after all & everyone expected him to say that. It is of course Trump International GC that is opening so he’s doing Donald a favour. More interestingly, the Golf Course & Dubai development became a key issue of Compliance over control of his Business (conflict of interest/Middle East links) which caused him to get riled & explode at CNN in his 1st Press Conference. So Golf has set the tone for the President elects relationship with the press & what you lot will see on FB & Twitter. (II can type stuff like that but can’t type stories about 3 somes bar girls etc. Those are for Pubs) ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [13 January 2017 08:16 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/117 "2017-01-13T08:16:25Z")
That was actually interesting in the middle there somewhere - you must have a duller one than that, and spare us no detail. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [13 January 2017 08:23 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/118 "2017-01-13T08:23:37Z")
OK. OK. Enough of the golf stories already. I’ll get the awards done at the w/e. Just no more “Get in the hole, Tiger”, yeah? ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [13 January 2017 08:24 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/119 "2017-01-13T08:24:01Z")
> Originally posted by @Dubai\_Phil > > One big issue is why would a guy with a badly damaged back want to fly 15 hours he doesn’t need the money after all & everyone expected him to say that. > > It is of course Trump International GC that is opening so he’s doing Donald a favour. Trump’s people have incriminating sex-tape of him? ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [13 January 2017 11:15 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194/120 "2017-01-13T11:15:41Z")
WHAT? You mean there’s MORE. Dammit have to start collecting Lefties ones [Previous page](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194.md?page=5) [Next page](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-slightly-belated-2016-sotonians-awards/3194.md?page=7)