# 👀 🧠 🤷 The Mind Boggles Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [15 January 2024 22:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917 "2024-01-15T22:19:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\ **Post date:** [15 January 2024 22:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/1 "2024-01-15T22:19:17Z")
We don’t seem to have a spot for yer “what in the actual fuck” jaw dropper that occasionally hoves into view. So when this bizarre tale rendered me speechless, I thought we ought to have one. > **['Eunuch-maker' case: Male escort jailed for removing man's genitals](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-67961089)** > > Damien Byrnes cut off the penis and testicles of a man who asked him to perform the surgery. I do remember a similar case in the distant past where some lunatic advertised for a volunteer to provide a tasty supper of fresh-cut meat and two veg, and received an enthusiastic reply from another equally stable member of the community. I assumed that must have been a one off, but here we are again. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [15 January 2024 22:37 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/2 "2024-01-15T22:37:25Z")
I remembered the 1st story in Germany it was a wtf > **[Victim of cannibal agreed to be eaten](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/dec/04/germany.lukeharding)** > > In one of the most extraordinary trials in German criminal history, a self-confessed cannibal admitted that he had met a Berlin engineer after advertising on the internet, and had chopped him up and eaten him. > **[Man jailed for killing drinking friend before cutting off his penis](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-man-jailed-killing-drinking-friend-cut-off-penis-genitals-a7354506.html)** > > The man choked on his vomit after being punched repeatedly, before having his genitals cut off ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [16 January 2024 07:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/3 "2024-01-16T07:22:11Z")
Could we keep this section…light. You know, topics north of the waistline e.g. someone snacking on an ear or nose. ---
**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\ **Post date:** [16 January 2024 11:37 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/4 "2024-01-16T11:37:05Z")
Sounds like bollocks to me. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [19 January 2024 10:52 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/5 "2024-01-19T10:52:08Z")
Semi-naked man high on crystal meth wanders through Czech village after slicing off his ears and ge… > **[Semi-naked man high on crystal meth slices off his ears and genitals](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12982117/Penis-mutilation-horror-Semi-naked-man-high-crystal-meth-wanders-Czech-village-slicing-ears-genitals-tells-rescue-workers-dont-know-did-that.html)** > > The man was first discovered running down the street of a village near the northern city of Usti nad Labem with a swollen face by police officers who quickly called paramedics to the scene. ---
**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\ **Post date:** [19 January 2024 13:02 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/6 "2024-01-19T13:02:23Z")
In other news, the Usti nad Labem Brasserie has a special today on sausage and meatballs. ---
**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\ **Post date:** [19 January 2024 18:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/7 "2024-01-19T18:57:10Z")
Good to see the taffs getting in on the action. 👍👍👍👍 [https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-bled-death-after-amputating-28479299](https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-bled-death-after-amputating-28479299) ---
**Author:** ![Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Nottarf-Krap)\ **Post date:** [22 January 2024 04:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/8 "2024-01-22T04:17:53Z")
Browsing the Daily Echo website this morning I have to say I was rendered speechless after reading this front page exclusive. Help me out here Scotty. [https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/24062262.eastleigh-ex-swingers-speak-scary-websites/](https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/24062262.eastleigh-ex-swingers-speak-scary-websites/) ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [22 January 2024 07:08 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/9 "2024-01-22T07:08:26Z")
Fuck that’s a scary picture. ---
**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\ **Post date:** [22 January 2024 07:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/10 "2024-01-22T07:45:40Z")
I have to admit Nottarf, were I to be faced with that horror show on retrieving their car keys from the bowl I might be tempted to amputate my own genitalia rather than go through with it. Dear God, what an absolute nightmare. 😳😳😳 ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [22 January 2024 07:56 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/11 "2024-01-22T07:56:22Z")
Some people really have no self awareness… ---
**Author:** ![Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Nottarf-Krap)\ **Post date:** [22 January 2024 10:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/12 "2024-01-22T10:43:58Z")
Yes indeed, it nearly put me off my breakfast. I did wonder if it was some kind of spoof article but I don’t think so, after all it is The Daily Echo, not Viz comic. Although, Elvis Sharps and Tracy Doncaster…! ---
**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\ **Post date:** [22 January 2024 10:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/13 "2024-01-22T10:54:26Z")
> [@Nottarf-Krap](#): > > Elvis Sharps and Tracy Doncaster…! Indeed. 😂😂😂 FFS ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [22 January 2024 11:11 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/14 "2024-01-22T11:11:16Z")
Did you lot wear out that dogging hotspots link or something? ---
**Author:** ![Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Nottarf-Krap)\ **Post date:** [22 January 2024 13:41 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/15 "2024-01-22T13:41:37Z")
Nah, dogging season doesn’t start until April. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [25 January 2024 12:15 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/16 "2024-01-25T12:15:17Z")
Share Message - Men admit conspiracy to remove genitals > **[Men admit conspiracy to remove genitals](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68093740)** > > The case involved the removal of genitals as part of a body-modification plot, the Old Bailey heard. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [10 February 2024 12:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/17 "2024-02-10T12:45:32Z")
WTAF? Virgins ‘set to pop their cherries in front of the camera’ with the help of ‘sex surrogates’ on idy… > **[Virgins 'set to pop their cherries on camera for Channel 4 show'](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13067875/virgins-camera-sex-surrogates-island-channel-4.html)** > > A host of aspiring TV stars are to lose their virginity on television with the help of sex experts, according to reports. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [10 February 2024 12:56 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/18 "2024-02-10T12:56:18Z")
They wont be virgins they will just be on the blob so you see a bit of blood. ☺ ---
**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\ **Post date:** [10 February 2024 13:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/19 "2024-02-10T13:55:36Z")
For fucksake. Literally. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [23 February 2024 17:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-mind-boggles-thread/6917/20 "2024-02-23T17:28:19Z")
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