Forgetting what it was could also count as a little annoyance, so youâve got a double-hit there.
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A double hit could also be a little annoyance, a triple whammy, maybe having 3 annoying things happen at once should have a name, hmmmm⌠when youâre annoyed you have a âbeeâ in your bonnet, three things together is a triple or âtripsâ in pokerâŚ
got it âBTripzâ! e.g. âFFS Iâve had a right BTripz today, the dog shat on the carpet, then I stubbed my toe on the table chasing him, then I stepped in the shit, never had a BTripz like it 
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Going for three ISO registrations all at once.
Banging onto staff about how rigorously I will enforce the new procedures and they better not forget it, blah blah, blah.
Forgetting to implement some of my own fucking procedures which get picked up in the dummy audit and are the only non-compliances.
Looking like a massive twat.
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Youâve had a right BTripz there.
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You are indeed correct, @gavstar, youâre talents are wasted here. Now why donât you do us all a favour and go somewhere where they are appreciated.
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When you order something from Amazon whilst your PC is connected to your VPN.
Amazon then decide your account has been hacked, cancel your order, force you to change your password and also re-enter your card details when you next place an order!
Pleased that theyâre being secure but they could have phoned me up first!
BTW this wasnât my @BTripz moment!!
Ah got it!
Grey nasal hairs, that is all!!
If thy nasal hairs do offend thee, pluck them out and cast them from thy person. Thatâs what it says in the Bible.
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Southampton Football Club Ticket Office announcing that they are putting the Watford away tickets on sale tomorrow and also advising us that the game will be moved if Watford are in the 6th rd of the FA Cup ( they play QPR at the weekend).
Why not leave it a week rather than have to give refunds to everyone that canât go midweek?
Fucking idiots!!
trying to find a thread on here that has not been spammed by a poster ad nauseum
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Nope, you I would miss
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TART Bobsy !
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When you think the match has finished and it was only half time.
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And no goals do farâŚ
Id like to thank everyone who shared their time, food, company, booze and support last week at Mums funeral.
But the fvcker that gave us both Flu can just fvck right off.
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Man United lose a football match and itâs like the end of the world to the British media
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There were all getting wet yesterday saying Utd were now serious contenders to win the champions league, what a difference 24 hours makes 