After several pints of Vibrant Forest 5%.
Mistaking frozen baby carrots for Sweet Potato oven chips. 20 mins later⌠interesting!
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Upvote for drunken culinary stupidity- but are sweet potato oven chips even a real thing?
If so, why?
More importantly, would you really buy such things yourself?
a) Yes
b) Taste better than normal ones.
c) Bloody easy to cook when arriving home pissed. As long as you donât fall asleep.
HTH.
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Except when theyâre baby carrots?
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Nothing wrong with roast baby carrots
Hippy Vegan
I have a mate who lives in Norman, Oklahoma. They have wild temperature fluctuations. One day itâs 25f with the wind from Canada in the north, the next day the wind comes up from Mexico in the south and itâs 75f. This is normalâŚthey havenât a clue whatâs going on. On top of that they are slap bang in the middle of Tornado Alley.
He wants out.
It for the reasons youâve given and geography
Have a read:
https://www.windows2universe.org/earth/Atmosphere/tornado/alley.html
Always good to research the neighbourhood before moving into it
Yeah he and I know the reasonsâŚhe was transferred there for work. Heâs trying to get a transfer to the UKâŚhe knows about our weather too. 
Ours is much worse - you just canât plan. Itâs different every day. You can get spring, summer, autumn and winter in the same day - almost.
At least out there you know what youâre going to get. Not necessarily with good warning though.
I went to New Jersey once upon a time. Arrived to t-shirt weather. Woke up to snow the next day
Havenât had a day under 30C yet this year . In fact Iâm not sure the evenings have dropped past 20C either!
Perfect golf weather (apart from the humidityâŚ).
Hottest January ever for Australia. Northern Queensland is in the midst of a once in a hundred year floodâŚmeanwhile Southern Queensland has had less than 20mm of rain and everything is turning brown!
At least Poland is consistent so far.
Cold.
Sat in the office waiting for the fannies to start ringing in
There is nothing worse that a boss who is a martyr 
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And we have a winnerâŚ
and unfortunately for them I drove past the bottom of their road on the way in
They have now reappraised their decision and will be at their desk in 30 minutes
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Coming home just now and finding that our street has had its power cut off due to âessential workâ being done 2 roads away.
Waiting for the call to be an emergency ambulance for neighbouring OAPâs, whilst deciding whether to hit the pub early, so as to watch the cricket. After yesterdayâs performance, that isnât the obvious course of action.
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calender over for FebruaryâŚ
Donât worryâŚheâs waving goodbye.
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Just wait till March.
At least there are only 28 days