Everybody at work knows that every keystroke they make is monitored.
I open the internet every day at work then open facebook so the internet police have something to watch.
I do not delete emails as I know they have already been recorded by the server.
I am very polite at work and only call a caucasian a white man if he knew what i was on about.
Who on here, Male, still sleeps in the same space that the wife allows them when the wife is not in the bed?
I do I have my 6 inches of safe space and I am sticking to it.
Realising youāve double booked some gigs again.
Mr Tigger entering his second childhood when he hasnāt finished his firstā¦
Nope. I bundle over to her side of the bed quite a bit. I often eat biscuits or toast there.
All men are boys. We just have better toys.
Donāt hold your breath Tiggsā¦I can tell you, youāre in for the loooong haulā¦they donāt get any better. 
Ahem. Does this include viewing websites of a wholesome and healthy adult nature whilst in incognito mode on a work PC? Asking for a friend?
The second childhood is somewhat of a damp squib, you are not really sure how to maximise its potential. The third and fourth childhoods, however, you have your eye in and, consequently, are fucking ace.
My partner is a big kid a lot of the time. I wonder how he manages to have such a sensible and important job.
I am on my 5th and itās no better
At what age do these further childhoods generally start? Iā donāt think iāve really experienced one yet as iāve generally been a juvenile twat my whole life.
Every 10 years regadless off what has happened
I think your problem is you have failed to notice the small windows of sensible adulthood that inhabit the space between the childhoods (to be fair in your case they sound like they could be rather small and you may have missed them if you happened to be sleeping at the time)
I think you may be right
Oh my God there are more???
Iāve already told you Tigs it doesnāt get any better. Iām looking forward to the final bib and nappies era.
Iāve already tried to get my mates to buy second hand mobility scooters to fuck up the youngsterās Friday lunchtime pub drinking sessions.
Thereās no need to bitch, FFS.
A friend once sold software that monitors every keystroke on any computing device. It hacked an NSA Computer on location on Aircraft Carrier in a controlled demo in 30 seconds.
And you think private mode helps?
No, my friend has no idea, thatās why i asked on his behalf.