So the Ayatollah in her infinite wisdom (spot on again ) says to me that as we are going on hols next week and I have lost a fair bit of weight recently, I might want to try on my holiday clobber.
I have one shirt that fits, everything else looks like a kid dressed in their dads clothes. Where the fuck am I going to find shorts, summer shirts and trousers at this time of year?
Not to mention I am recovering from open wallet surgery after Gordon Ramsey filled his boots yesterday.
Iâm in the same boat, (BTW youâre not literally on the same boat are you? - cruising in the Caribbean) as Iâm looking for some new shorts. Iâm well catered for snow in the Caribbean but if the sun shines Iâll be wearing my tatty old stuff.
Outlet Malls.
Normally dumping stuff from 2 seasons ago.
We did the weight loss thing had to replace our entire wardrobes, Krakow, Braintree & Dubai Outlet Malls did the job.
Trip to skatesville for you then.
Equally, trying to explain software sales development and support to accountants who are used to dealing with box shiftingâŚ
Well you have a product, why do you need to keep all these devs on the payrollâŚ
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Having acquired approximately $1000 worth of Winter Coats for the princely sum of $120, I now face the reality that like a total TWONK, I just spent this monthâs going down the Pub and topping up on my drinking Wine stock budget.
Bollox.
Triple Sec and Bols?
Have a bottle of hand crafted Schnapps in the cupboard. May have to demolish some of the moonshine what the hell flavour is this Vodka that has been sitting there for years. No Beers unless I find free stuff.
Well it must have been produced for something and pulling the nippers hair out of the toilet bowl after he had been on the LIITâs was not a good experience