So the Ayatollah in her infinite wisdom (spot on again ) says to me that as we are going on hols next week and I have lost a fair bit of weight recently, I might want to try on my holiday clobber.
I have one shirt that fits, everything else looks like a kid dressed in their dads clothes. Where the fuck am I going to find shorts, summer shirts and trousers at this time of year?
Not to mention I am recovering from open wallet surgery after Gordon Ramsey filled his boots yesterday.
And now I have to go into town