😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life

[gavstar]

hehe, I did something similar at a work do and ended up singing a song a bout yogi bear having a big cock, work was not the same after that

[Cobham-Saint]

I remember back in the day when Prince Charles’ ex wife died I relayed a joke to the team I worked in back in the day

Tumbleweed…

I got a new job shortly after.

[Polski_Filip]

perfect weather.
To be outside all afternoon, wearing a suit.
Not

[Saint-or-sinner]

I’m stuck outside in this.

Damm

[lifeintheslowlane]

Well the up-side of that is no more vacillating.

[Polski_Filip]

When a cheap into slips to the bottom of a suit pocket unnoticed.
The suit is in a suitcase, that sits in a car for 2 days in the Sun, and is then subjected to 2 pressure changes (flights) with obvious results
And the only 1 hour dry cleaner is 5 hours drive away…
#babywipes
#packspareshirt

[Cobham-Saint]

@Bearsy

When ur at work, and realise you need toilet, and do the rapid crabwalk down the hall, turtleheading on route, and just as you’ve got ur belt off & pants at halfmast, you sneeze, and evacuate ur bowels all over ur work trousers.

It’s the third time I’ve shit myself at work. I’m beginning to think I’ve got a Problem RIP.

What Are Ur Daily Irritants Pls? Don’t just say “pap”, give details pls.

This came up when I pressed the quote icon for @Polski_Filip ‘s post

@saintbletch?

[Goatboy]

At least you didn’t snog your boss. I got away with that once. Yes she was a woman bletch.

[saintbletch]

It’s a phenomenon know as Twat Tap

I’m guessing that, like Trump, you mis-tapped?

[Cobham-Saint]

Possibly?

But Bearsy hasn’t posted in yonks and I hadn’t been reading one of his posts

[saintbletch]

Yeah, it happens if you go into a thread and press reply to the thread and press the quote - as opposed to pressing reply to the post and pressing the quote.

[Cobham-Saint]

Gotcha

[saintbletch]

As I said, Twat Tap.

[Cobham-Saint]

My Saints 2018/19 membership card just tuned up.

No plastic wallet & no car window sticker. Loads of pointless cardboard, oh, with a signed “personal” message from Mark Hughes thanking “me” for being in that number.

Penny pinching cunts

[lifeintheslowlane]

@saintbletch

As I said, Twat Tap.

Well with Cob’s track record for coping with new tech he should throw that “smart” phone in the bin and get what I’ve got…a Samsung GT- E3550 Slider Phone.

[Intiniki]

Got horrifically drunk at a works do may moons ago and fell over in front of the boss. Not an issue for him as he likes a drink and in fact I went up in his estimation. People are weird.

[Cobham-Saint]

@lifeintheslowlane

@saintbletch

As I said, Twat Tap.

Well with Cob’s track record for coping with new tech he should throw that “smart” phone in the bin and get what I’ve got…a Samsung GT- E3550 Slider Phone.

Would that be the coal fired one?

[lifeintheslowlane]

@Intiniki

Got horrifically drunk at a works do may moons ago and fell over in front of the boss. Not an issue for him as he likes a drink and in fact I went up in his estimation. People are weird.

I got very very drunk one Christmas Lunchtime Do. We had a coach to take us there and back. I was chaperoning two ladies from the office (or was it the other way around??) and they were equally bladdered on return. Instead of going directly back to the office we decided we needed to replenish our depleted stock of Cognac. The handy Co-op at Maybush Corner was targeted and we staggered the 100 yards via many pratt-falls to buy another bottle. At the successful completion of the task I looked across to my place of work…the three floors of staff overlooking Romsey Road were waving at our slow and meandering course back to the office.

[CB-Saint]

That’s because we couldn’t get rid of Fraser in time -something has to give cash wise

[BTripz]

When you’re driving down the A34 late at night, overtaking a lorry at 90ish mph and some arsehole starts tailgating you and stays really close despite you slowing down to suggest that he may like to too…