No football on TV or Interweb
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Having said that they couldnāt come to the family BBQ, my knob of a brother in law texting 3 hours before everyone is due to turn up, that he can now in fact come, meaning I have to fuck off Morrisons and spend the morning pissing about prepping a load more food.
Ten pounds says the cunt turns up late and complains the food is cold / burnt / dried out.
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45 minutes - wanker
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Hope youāre dishing up the burnt offerings for him.
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Being bitten to fuck in your own back garden by bastard insects who have got over excited by the hot weather. Calm your tits, you cunts before the spray comes out
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17:00 untill 18:00 every day here
I welcome the bats dive bombing the garden because they are eating the llittle fuckers.
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Posting stuff on Facebook to have one mongrel bastard continually waiting with baited breath for you to post so they can intellectually bully you 
Yeah, doing that @PhilippineSaint still makes one anxious / annoyed of them. I swear they have an alert on when I post!
You could put them on a list where they donāt see your updates? Thereās some way of managing your audience on Facebook.
Unfriend them and then block them.
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Of course if itās your wife, then you have a problem. If not, as Phil says, unfriend and blockā¦easy.
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Having to listen to that utter piece of shit Harry Redknapp on the radio this morning, shiting on about Harry Kane.
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Heās a triffic lad.
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Because it deserved it and you knew it was going to get one 
I have one of those, I affectionately refer to him as the c-i-l (you can guess what the C stands for 
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Itās ābatedā you antipodean fuckwit
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Antipodean, fair enough, but fuckwit? Low blow 
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South western trains
Major incident between Waterloo and Clapham- no details as per usual - no trains - so no sympathy from me.
