Builders = Twats
telecom companies = Twats
IT support = Twats
work Colleagues = Twats
Landlords = Twats
new landlords = Biggers twats
Clients = Massive Twats
Builders = Twats
telecom companies = Twats
IT support = Twats
work Colleagues = Twats
Landlords = Twats
new landlords = Biggers twats
Clients = Massive Twats
Security checks at heliports and Airports.
Travelling today I will have a minimum of 6 security checks and 2 customs checks plus 2 immigration checks
as I am a skinney bugger I need a belt so that will be off 6 times shoes in the basket 6 times. IPad out the case sometimes turned on and off.
Being the only one who doesnât drive in the team being sent out on a urgent visit to out of London. When one of the team lives near where I am going.
Choir leaders who think that young kids singing Christmas carrols is anything but syncronised children SHOUTING tunelessly.
Bah humbug!
Parents who let their fucking idiot children push trolleys in the supermarket. Iâm going to punch these tossers before Boxing Day (the children, not the parents).
Fat twats who get in the way of my children pushing the trollery in the supermarket, donât they realise this leaves me free to scan the shelves.
Iâm going to punch the fat tosser before Boxing day!
People who canât push a trolley and look at the shelves at the same time. I find it a relatively easy skill but there are some special cases who seem incapable. They need punching as well.
Setting up Rose Royceâs Car Wash as your alarm tune in order to be able to groove out of bed when the horns kick in, only to have your missus kick off because her alarm is not for another half hour.
Hobbling to the shop to collect some presents that have been delivered, only to find a tenner on the street on your way to the high street.
Thinking, Iâll treat myself to a pint, end up being invited to join Xmas drinks by two nice local ladies, then ending up half cut and staying at the pub tilafter the shop closes.
Now girl has the hump I didnât get the presents, and have come home half cut.
Fuck me, KRG.
At London prices, that effectively means two pints and youâre anybodyâs.
I trust youâve kept your lass hunting exploits secret?
Every other fucker in the world buying Sylvanian families for Christmas too. Out of stock miniature fuzzy fucking animals.
Barry? Is that you, Barry?
Still not home after my visits and having to write the report by 9am tomorrow on said visits. I have no idea why I do this job. I also donât have a laptop that set up to work at home.
Helps when your new friends let you play on their âworks doâ tab Plenty of Peanut Butter Stouts for krg.
Nah, I fessed up. Sheâs put up with me over 6 years, she knows by now that I am forever making random friends. She just rolls with it now.
Airlines who sell you business class seats that donât recline have no inflight entertainment (even stewardessâs were ugly) no beer onboard. All in all a pretty crap Malaysian air experience.
I should be thankful that it actually arrived at the correct destination airport unlike some of their planes
I can just see the Ayatollahâs reaction to me bowling in pissed without having accomplished the one thing she had sent me to do because I was chatting up a couple of birds in the pub. Jihad wouldnât even come close.
Crisis, the charity for the homeless, has reported that out of 458 people interviewed in 2016, 80% of the rough sleepers have reported being attacked or abused. This includes being urinated on, having their belongings stolen and being sexually assaulted whilst living on the streets. As if things arent bad enough for these poor souls, we share this country with an element of total assholes who see it as their job to make the lives of the homeless even worse.
Cunts.
People who jump queues, it really says an awful lot about them and a total lack of respect for other people.
After busting a gut working late, getting in early to send in a report to court for a fax (why we are atill having to use them) and telephone to let me down. Then admin only tells me an hour later. If I was less tired Iâd be fuming. Eventually get an email address but by then itâs too late. But no one has chased me up so unsure what happened. So looking to this little Christmas break