Not sure why, and to be honest irrational but people who wear surgical masks when travelling internationally ā¦ As if everyone is contagiousā¦ Hope the fucking zombie strain gets all these annoying fuckers
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Originally posted by @Fatso
WHAT FATSO SAID
itās quite annoying when you miss the turning off the motorway because youāre engrossed in a podcast youāre listening to and this end up adding 30 mins on top of a 90 mins journey. Fucking podcasts.
WHAT FATSO MEANT
Its quite annoying when you miss the turning in the motorway because youāre engrossed in web porn and are busy masturbating at 85mph using your knees to steer and this ends up with you splashing the man fat over suit trousers just as you realise - adding not only 90 minutes to the journey but a difficult stain to shield your customers from when arriving late for your appointment
Bosses who want to know what you are doing five minutes before you have a meeting to attend then making you late for the pre arranged meeting.
When your super smart smartphone thinks itās clever to rub your nose in it by tracking Hapoel Beer Shivaās results - faithfully reporting that yesterday they beat Beltar Jerusalem away by 3 goals to one.
#idontcareanymore
#notantisemitic
When your nearly 50 year old groin goes bang playing football because your nearly 50 year old body was stretched to oblivion by your yoga instructor on Saturday and you thought it best not to stretch too much yesterday.
Watching people who have just come back from a few months in Asia or the like on a gap year, walking around town ostentatiously clutching a bottle of water in the English autumn/winter. Fucking pretentious knobheads!
Just watched a little Malasian girl doing just that in my office 
Do yoga he says, itāll help you with all those funny little injuries you keep moaning aboutā¦
Ha!
Welcome back to A and E United!
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Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Do yoga he says, itāll help you with all those funny little injuries you keep moaning aboutā¦
Ha!
Welcome back to A and E United!
Namaste.
Your team lost. Learn to live with it. Move on.
PS. Ant was on fire.
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When they hack out half your hamstring to put in your other knee, and then strain said hamstring trying to kick the duvet off in your sleep.
1 knackered knee, 1 strained hamstring, 2 crutches, loads of lols.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
When your nearly 50 year old groin goes bang playing football because your naked 50 year old body was stretched to oblivion by your naked yoga instructor on Saturday and you thought it best not to stretch too much yesterday.
Corrected for youā¦ or is it too soon? 
(I will delete if folks find this too close to the satirical boneā¦ given the connection to football it seemed (in)appropriateā¦ butā¦)
Thatās why I pissed all over him 'till my groin went bang.
You did alright BTW, Flyd, for your first game back.
But the lads asked me to tell you that walking football is on Wednesdays and not Mondays.
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During the session I often see myself as naked - through my third-eye.
It was kind of everyone to turn up.
This time.
Was that in the Philippines though?
Itās clear that lying police officers are still being protected by the latest Hillsborough ruling.
The continued failure of the IPCC is disgraceful and reinforces the theory that strings are being pulled to keep senior officers out of court, or jail.
No in Malaysia I am at work
When you get in at 11.30 and realise that you left the important piece of ID at work that the school 5 minutes walk from your home wants for Monday at 9am. Bang goes the extra half hour in bed.