# ⚽ 📰 The Football News Thread

**URL:** <https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847>\
**Category:** Football\
**Created:** [4 November 2020 16:06 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847 "2020-11-04T16:06:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\
**Post date:** [28 April 2021 22:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/349 "2021-04-28T22:47:34Z")

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And so it begins…

> **[Everton news: Marcus Bent urges club to sign Danny Ings this summer](https://www.goodisonnews.com/2021/04/28/marcus-bent-urges-everton-to-sign-danny-ings-this-summer/)**
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> Former Everton forward Marcus Bent has urged the Toffees to sign Southampton's 28-year-old front man Danny Ings this summer.

Everton, ffs. Just fuck off, Marcus. 😡

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [28 April 2021 23:02 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/350 "2021-04-28T23:02:00Z")

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Chill, he’s Spuds bound…

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**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\
**Post date:** [29 April 2021 06:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/351 "2021-04-29T06:54:55Z")

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Nah, he’s off to West Ham…

 ![Screenshot_2021-04-29-07-54-16-52](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/7/1/71b8db4af8c255acb97dc0e7686a1d7a9a819f77.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\
**Post date:** [29 April 2021 09:48 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/352 "2021-04-29T09:48:53Z")

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£100k a week minimum, plus a chunky transfer fee for a player known to be very fragile.

Walk away peeps!!

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**Author:** ![Numptyboi](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/numptyboi/32/25_2.png) [@Numptyboi](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Numptyboi)\
**Post date:** [29 April 2021 09:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/353 "2021-04-29T09:58:18Z")

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On Talksport this week, Crook said that there is a gentleman’s agreement between Ings and the Club that he will only leave to go to a Manchester club. In the event this doesn’t happen, he is happy to sign a new deal making him the highest paid player the club has ever had, even eclipsing the mega deal Trond Egil Soltvedt signed back in the day.

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**Author:** ![Simon-says](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/simon-says/32/133_2.png) [@Simon-says](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Simon-says)\
**Post date:** [29 April 2021 10:52 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/354 "2021-04-29T10:52:57Z")

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It’s just a shame that Crook is less informed than my Nan on all things Southampton FC.

Oh and did I mention he’s a (plastic) Utd fan too?

I remember listening to an interview with Martin Semmens back when we were actually winning the occasional game and Ralph’s stock was high, and Crook was trying to link Ralph to Utd. Semmens politely tore him a new arsehole and said he has zero inside knowledge.

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [29 April 2021 16:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/355 "2021-04-29T16:51:51Z")

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This has always confused me. What precisely has Marcus Bent?

_Poll ([view on site](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/355))_

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**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\
**Post date:** [29 April 2021 16:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/356 "2021-04-29T16:57:01Z")

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Well, you’ve resisted the most obvious joke, and I have to say I respect you for that. Well played. 👍👍👍😁

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [29 April 2021 18:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/357 "2021-04-29T18:22:30Z")

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Coppers?

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**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\
**Post date:** [3 May 2021 11:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/358 "2021-05-03T11:33:37Z")

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![IMG-20210503-WA0006](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/c/c/cc09de4100e01db065c56083f6a30d6bed86bbd8.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [7 May 2021 14:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/359 "2021-05-07T14:19:16Z")

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On this day.

> <https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1390550714854776838?s=19>

Not Craig David but…

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [7 May 2021 15:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/360 "2021-05-07T15:22:44Z")

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![](https://media.tenor.com/videos/73c40a1fbf9da3cbfa6f4e585bb6dbcb/mp4)

> <https://twitter.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1390669166038986758?s=20>

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [7 May 2021 18:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/361 "2021-05-07T18:29:12Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1390682915781103617?s=19>

❤❤❤

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [7 May 2021 22:53 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/362 "2021-05-07T22:53:45Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/Matchday365/status/1390767984243888130?s=19>

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**Author:** ![Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lets-b-drinking/32/1041_2.png) [@Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Lets-B-Drinking)\
**Post date:** [10 May 2021 13:52 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/363 "2021-05-10T13:52:59Z")

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> **[European Super League: Juventus face Serie A expulsion if breakaway plans...](https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12961/12302750/european-super-league-juventus-face-serie-a-expulsion-if-breakaway-plans-persist-italian-fa-president)**
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> "If Juventus is still part of the Super League when it enters next season, it can't participate in Serie A," Italian football federation (FIGC) president Gabriele Gravina said; Juve, Barcelona and Real Madrid vowed to persevere with the plans on...

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**Author:** ![Saint-CD](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saint-cd/32/1877_2.png) [@Saint-CD](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Saint-CD)\
**Post date:** [10 May 2021 14:00 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/364 "2021-05-10T14:00:50Z")

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Jose Fonte baby, Jose Fonte, wo-oo-oh

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**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\
**Post date:** [10 May 2021 21:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/365 "2021-05-10T21:40:33Z")

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Possibly the most pathetic chant we’ve ever come up with. And that’s in the face of some really fierce competition.

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [10 May 2021 21:49 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/366 "2021-05-10T21:49:10Z")

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> [@scotty](#):
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> Possibly the most pathetic chant we’ve ever come up with. And that’s in the face of some really fierce competition.

I’ll meet your Jose Fonte baby and raise it with a “Schteeeeve”

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**Author:** ![Saint-CD](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saint-cd/32/1877_2.png) [@Saint-CD](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Saint-CD)\
**Post date:** [11 May 2021 06:27 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/367 "2021-05-11T06:27:26Z")

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> [@scotty](#):
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> Possibly the most pathetic chant we’ve ever come up with

I’ve got to call you out on that Scotty … when SMS was rocking (in the day), I’d love it when we got going on this chant. It was also the time when Forster was good and we’d chant England’s number 1 to him when the team was playing towards the Chapel End. Now all we’ve got to look forward to is … I’m not sure what 😞

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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [11 May 2021 06:34 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-football-news-thread/5847/368 "2021-05-11T06:34:59Z")

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You’re shit ahhhhhh

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