# The f\*\*k me, fatso has returned Fred

**URL:** <https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356>\
**Category:** Monkey Tennis\
**Created:** [5 November 2019 23:15 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356 "2019-11-05T23:15:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\
**Post date:** [5 November 2019 23:15 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/1 "2019-11-05T23:15:13Z")

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I am sat here in Copenhagen slightly intoxicated due to excessive free intoxicating liquid and I log on and see Fatso has returned!

Two questions;

1: wher the fuck have you been?

1. Have you worn out the glove?

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [5 November 2019 23:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/2 "2019-11-05T23:22:36Z")

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I like to think I summoned him, yes Ndidi

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**Author:** ![Fatso](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fatso/32/18_2.png) [@Fatso](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fatso)\
**Post date:** [5 November 2019 23:24 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/3 "2019-11-05T23:24:03Z")

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I’ve been nowhere and done nothing. I wish I had been on an adventure. I haven’t. I’ve seen very little.

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**Author:** ![Fatso](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fatso/32/18_2.png) [@Fatso](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fatso)\
**Post date:** [5 November 2019 23:25 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/4 "2019-11-05T23:25:48Z")

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I am now going to bed with my wife who has spent the last 3.5 hours asleep on the sofa (which may explain why I’ve logged back in here)

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**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\
**Post date:** [6 November 2019 07:25 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/5 "2019-11-06T07:25:17Z")

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So your wife has stopped you logging in for a whole year and you took the opportunity of a spousal snooze to disobey her?

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**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\
**Post date:** [6 November 2019 08:14 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/6 "2019-11-06T08:14:30Z")

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#henpecked #pussywhipped

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [6 November 2019 09:50 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/7 "2019-11-06T09:50:34Z")

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#titnotized

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [6 November 2019 10:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/8 "2019-11-06T10:58:24Z")

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Welcome back Fats…don’t stay away for so long. :lou_lol:❤❣

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**Author:** ![scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scotty](https://www.sotonians.com/u/scotty)\
**Post date:** [6 November 2019 12:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/9 "2019-11-06T12:29:02Z")

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Aha 👍👍 a fellow Viz aficionado.

I am personally responsible for several entries in Roger’s Profanisaurus, including “can I quote you on that?”

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**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\
**Post date:** [6 November 2019 17:26 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-f-k-me-fatso-has-returned-fred/5356/10 "2019-11-06T17:26:31Z")

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> [@Fatso](#):
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> going to bed with my wife

Story would have generated more interest had this been someone else’s wife.