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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s Ralph Krueger and legends @FrannyBenali and @mattletiss7 to run @ABPHalfand10k for @SFC_Foundationhttps://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1k8ah

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay in 1984, a sensational overhead kick and header from Danny Wallace gave #SaintsFC a 2-0 win over #LFChttps://grabyo.com/g/v/l5o4dmUkBa0

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay 16 years ago, @Kevin__Davies scored twice as #SaintsFC beat #AVFC 2-0 at The Dell – https://grabyo.com/g/v/LvwC8p8RwXA

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 13:39:52

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’ll be live from 2pm GMT, as @RonaldKoeman talks to the media ahead of #SaintsFC’s clash with #LFC on Sunday – http://youtu.be/8-UnLLduSQM35 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @1Amish Sure he’s getting an Almaty pay cheque to be out therean hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Nuri Sahin, Philipp Degen & Karl-Heinz Riedle should expect phone calls from journalists over the coming weeksan hour ago |
| Ilkay Gündogan @Guendogan8 | He comes back! :wink:#Kloppoo#UELDraww#BVBLIVV@BVBBan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @mrwayneg It’ll no doubt please @AshBroadley to see whose wavelength I am onan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Dortmund v Liverpool http://twitter.com/SimonPeach/status/710801706079096837/photo/1an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LFC’s reward for beating #MUFC is a Europa League quarter-final against Dortmund. Klopp is going back to the Westfalenstadionan hour ago |
| The Daily Mash @thedailymash | Mafia ‘in awe’ of UK train companies http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/mafia-in-awe-of-uk-train-companies-20140827899142 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Andrey Arshavin has gone from Arsenal to Almaty in just three years, having today joined Kazakh club Kairat https://t.co/3gSPQSxYKO2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay 16 years ago, @Kevin__Davies scored twice as #SaintsFC beat #AVFC 2-0 at The Dell – https://grabyo.com/g/v/LvwC8p8RwXA2 hours ago |
| FAWales @FAWales | Chris Coleman names squad for #WALNIR & #UKRWAL. Press conference LIVE on #FAWTV now: http://bit.ly/1Luw5el https://t.co/gJ8xx9II1z2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 11:39:26

| Perri Hawksmoor @PerriHawksmoor | All the #hawksmoor cuts ready for the grill… Which would you #steaklovers choose? https://t.co/RdcgZLFK4fa day ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Something for everyone in that Champions League draw. Looking forward to the violence of Barca v Atlético #UCLDraw24 minutes ago |
| OnsOranje @OnsOranje | De definitieve selectie van het Nederlands elftal voor de wedstrijden tegen Frankrijk en Engeland. https://t.co/r0xLGcONSN38 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The Concourse Sale returns to St Mary’s in April, with huge savings to be made on official #SaintsFC merchandise! https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1kmxp43 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @VoteSurridge No, I realised I’m fighting a lost cause. Twist it how you want, it’s vile44 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @VoteSurridge Jesus.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @VoteSurridge It is ludicrous to even be saying this, but the chant starts with ‘The Sun were right…’ Try & tell me that’s about Heyselan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s @Prowsey16 #BeatYesterday! Now @GarminUK want your pledges, and they’ll donate to @SFC_Foundation. https://grabyo.com/g/v/G3tHIeeks63

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 6

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 10:39:10

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | UEFA charge #LFC for illicit chanting - something #MUFC avoid, despite vile Hillsborough songs being audible in both legs18 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @VoteSurridge Pockets chanted ‘murderers’ in both matches3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @PaddyMcElevey Not so long ago wasn’t racism rife in football stadia? It’s different, yes, & will never 100% go away but authorities can try4 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Fubble365 Not just referee’s report but match delegate, who focuses on wider issues6 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @PaddyMcElevey Honestly, from my position, I did not hear it. If others did, should 100% be punished - so should United, though.8 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @PaddyWhittaker1 @Jorc94 For different things. Only Liverpool charged with illicit chanting9 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @PaddyMcElevey Think it’s about time it’s highlighted & forced out. How it has become the norm is beyond me10 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | UEFA needs to look at its disciplinary process. Ridiculous that incidents can be seen by many, but overlooked because it’s missed by a few12 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Sad state of affairs that anyone thinks it’s okay to chant about such tragedies. Don’t like each other, fine, but that’s beyond the pale15 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | UEFA charge #LFC for illicit chanting - something #MUFC avoid, despite vile Hillsborough songs being audible in both legs18 minutes ago |
| Andy Hallett @AndyHallett | I am running Reading Half Marathon in #saintsfc kit for @Foundation_SFC. https://www.justgiving.com/AndyHallett?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=fundraisingpage&utm_content=AndyHallett&utm_campaign=pfp-tweet-mobile3 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | There’s nothing that makes you feel more isolated these days than when there’s an internet outage at work.26 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @LowthChris Great stuff! #saintsfc38 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC and @Betfair are supporting @v_pendleton in the Foxhunter Chase at #CheltenhamFestival today! #goodluckVP https://t.co/KGsYpHr0z139 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC and @Betfair are supporting @v_pendleton in the Foxhunter Chase at #CheltenhamFestival today! #goodluckVP https://t.co/KGsYpHr0z1

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 18

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 09:38:36

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @Prowsey16 #BeatYesterday! Now @GarminUK want your pledges, and they’ll donate to @SFC_Foundation. https://grabyo.com/g/v/G3tHIeeks638 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @MayaYoshida3 will link up with Japan next week for a pair of qualifiers – http://sfcne.ws/MYJpnAfgSyr https://t.co/JC6wGkwsHz36 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #cheltfest day 4 130 Zubayr 210 Superb Story 250 Shantou Village 330 Cue Card 410 Current Event 450 Ibis De Rheu 530 Lough Kent @stevebone140 minutes ago |

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@ShaneLong7 - Shane Long

Sports relief day today in school, Wears it better than daddy! #sportsrelief2016 #SaintsFC @KayleahLong https://t.co/MJRyNNcIF0

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Favourites: 68

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s @MayaYoshida3 will link up with Japan next week for a pair of qualifiers – http://sfcne.ws/MYJpnAfgSyr https://t.co/JC6wGkwsHz

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 9

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We’ll be hearing from #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman at 2pm GMT today, as he holds his pre-#LFC press conference. https://t.co/JzO2RJ4WXN

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 08:38:23

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’ll be hearing from #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman at 2pm GMT today, as he holds his pre-#LFC press conference. https://t.co/JzO2RJ4WXN8 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @saintliana You didn’t spend much time in the ‘Michelmore’ library then? :wink:an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @cupcakejaney Sounds pretty boring to be honest :wink:an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 07:38:00

| Chris Rann @crstig | #sandroots cricket https://t.co/iJCIVl9ogq23 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @theuglyinside Moreno? Is he on crack?2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 00:33:12

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @phillyb_gb Sadly yes.2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @medibot33 Well exactly. Wonder if there’s a space on the korfball team…2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 17/03/2016 22:33:06

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @phillyb_gb As long as he’s managing that lot, he’s a cunt.2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @willisagoat Given their match-fixing past, they’re presumably not used to it.23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @OliverKayTimes The best keepers set the highest standards. Left so much space at his near post.27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Fenerbahce losing their shit late on in Braga, three men sent off as they tossed their tie away.28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Not got a ticket for #SaintsFC’s clash with #LFC on Sunday? Secure your seat via the Ticket Exchange – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1kk6h30 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Please let this be the end of LVG #mufc32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @KingyG7 Unbeaten run goes on34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SimonPeach Disappointed at the lack of BT Sport coverage of that, more interesting than the game in the second half. Good first half, mind.34 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | FT: #MUFC 1 LFC 1 - Klopp’s men progress thanks to fine Coutinho goal. Fans brawling in East Stand means many didn’t notice final whistle35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 This is the thing, Liverpool are no fucking good either. Thought United were good in the first half, tbf, but missed so many chances38 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @fedallaz They’ll get away with it in the long term, spend enough money and eventually something will fall into place.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers Didn’t even spot it was Lallana, was just hilarious “can’t be fucked to chase him” brutalityan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Proper LOL’d at that Schweinsteiger tackle.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @fedallaz Elbow people, and make me think I could get a game for United at the moment.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jamesgleave1 Other than perhaps shoving Depay on - who’s been an absolute liability at times - I don’t really see what other options he hadan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | NOTHING sums up post-Fergie Man United more than the existence of Marouanne Fellaini. An absolute joke of a player.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “Scholesy’s right, your team is s****,” the latest #LFC chantan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s @JasonMcCarthy32 has helped @wwfcofficial into the League 2 play-off spots – http://sfcne.ws/LW170316 https://t.co/eA2JEZgKtS

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Favourites: 26

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