# 🤝 The Appointment Race

**URL:** <https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769>\
**Category:** Football\
**Created:** [7 November 2017 12:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769 "2017-11-07T12:39:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2017 15:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/21 "2017-11-27T15:35:58Z")

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Hahahahaha

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2017 17:16 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/22 "2017-11-27T17:16:19Z")

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Hahaha…the BIG TIME BOYS going small time. Will they be featuring the count-down to Allardyce Day :lou_lol:

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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2017 17:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/23 "2017-11-27T17:51:14Z")

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This would only be funnier if they were considering saggy scroat face

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2017 18:06 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/24 "2017-11-27T18:06:10Z")

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Will his big melon head fit in their famous dugouts?

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2017 19:10 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/25 "2017-11-27T19:10:47Z")

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[https://twitter.com/sosevertonian/status/935175099162005504](https://twitter.com/sosevertonian/status/935175099162005504)

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**Author:** ![Rust-Cohle](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/rust-cohle/32/65_2.png) [@Rust-Cohle](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rust-Cohle)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2017 19:18 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/26 "2017-11-27T19:18:46Z")

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I can very honestly say I would rather be relegated than appoint Allardyce.

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [27 November 2017 19:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/27 "2017-11-27T19:28:36Z")

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BREAKING: \_Sky Sports New\_s understands that Allardyce is currently on holiday in Dubai.

Over to our man-on-the-spot…what does he say Phil? Could be comedy gold. :lou_lol:

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [28 November 2017 09:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/28 "2017-11-28T09:35:32Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/OscillateWWFC/status/935268737384615938>

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [28 November 2017 09:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/29 "2017-11-28T09:45:00Z")

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![Image result for sam allardyce dubai](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/b/e/be84d7132fa05a95ab4b3becb71838760ebb0f92.png)

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [28 November 2017 09:52 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/30 "2017-11-28T09:52:13Z")

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Nah I cheated that’s an old one.

Unfortunately because it was F1 weekend and the 7’s is coming up this weekend, the town has been rammed full of proper Celebs.

In fact just about anyone and everyone who can perform in a bar has been here they even dragged Ne-Yo Iggy Azalea Wiz Khalifa, Geri Halliwell, Martha Stewart, Anthony Joshua, Ed Sheeran, Take That Brothers,

> <https://twitter.com/takethat/status/934050395873308672>

Davos from GoT, Maria Sharapova, Tinie Tempah.

But no, sorry, due to new Immigration Rules, we don’t let unemployed fat bastards in any more

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [28 November 2017 09:53 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/31 "2017-11-28T09:53:20Z")

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Unless he came down to see Lindsey Lohan who’s just moved down here.

She’s in to weird shit I’ve heard

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [29 November 2017 11:00 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/32 "2017-11-29T11:00:21Z")

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The appointment that broke the site

> <https://twitter.com/Eurosport_UK/status/935822504836386816>

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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [29 November 2017 11:24 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/33 "2017-11-29T11:24:45Z")

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They old managers are laughing - get fired and paid up a years salary.

Sit on your arse until November / December waiting for bottom half clubs to start shitting themselves and firing their managers.

Adopt a smug grin in the knowledge that whilst the clubs will hate you and know you will be absolutely the wrong long term choice, they are too worried about going down to take a risk.

Let that grin turn into a guffaw as you realise it is only you and Fat Sam available.

Promptly double your salary. effectively a full years pay for 6 months work with an additional years salary bonus in 7 months time when you get fired again.

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [29 November 2017 11:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/34 "2017-11-29T11:30:38Z")

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I know I retired a long time ago but…Ge Us A Job!!

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**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\
**Post date:** [29 November 2017 11:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/35 "2017-11-29T11:45:38Z")

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Mad ain’t it. When you look at the managers who’ve been appointed lately, Pardew, Hodgson, fkn Puel, Moyes, Allardyce. I’d be amazed if any of them are still in place this time next year.

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [29 November 2017 12:21 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/36 "2017-11-29T12:21:38Z")

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Yep it seems that it’s just football managers and politicians who can be utterly incompetent/dodgy and yet lurch from one well paid position to another until death.

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [29 November 2017 12:23 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/37 "2017-11-29T12:23:13Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/935845666408009728>

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**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\
**Post date:** [29 November 2017 12:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/38 "2017-11-29T12:47:11Z")

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Allardyce Day has arrived and the Everton fans are revolting. :lou_lol:

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [29 November 2017 12:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/39 "2017-11-29T12:51:48Z")

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Then tell them to have a bath.

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [29 November 2017 13:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/the-appointment-race/1769/40 "2017-11-29T13:29:05Z")

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A classic case of be careful what you wish for. Karma deals Everton a mightly slap in the kisser. :lou_lol:

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