# ♠ ♥ Stir Crazy Antidote #15 - Hold'Em

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**Category:** Stir Crazy Antidotes\
**Created:** [18 May 2020 11:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580 "2020-05-18T11:33:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 11:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/1 "2020-05-18T11:33:31Z")

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A couple of my mates have been playing Pokerrr which allows you to host your own online poker games, with video.

Anyone up for a game?

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 11:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/2 "2020-05-18T11:46:13Z")

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I am as good at poker as @saintbletch is at drinking, therefore I am out

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 12:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/3 "2020-05-18T12:17:03Z")

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Are you saying that you don’t know:-

- When to hold them
- When to fold them
- When to walk away
- When to run

Can I also assume that you always count your money while sitting at the table, because you have no time for that when the dealing is done?

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 12:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/4 "2020-05-18T12:28:02Z")

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What is this game of which you speak. Am I correct in thinking it’s something like “Happy Families”?

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 12:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/5 "2020-05-18T12:35:27Z")

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You dirty old man.

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 12:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/6 "2020-05-18T12:39:41Z")

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[![](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/f/1/f1ee0d88db931127dfb17ddecfe1daf85ae57fa6.jpeg "YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo)

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 12:42 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/7 "2020-05-18T12:42:28Z")

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[![](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/8/1/812f30d42aacba275ec0c320401930047b47a2eb.jpeg "YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNlswqBZ7u4)

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**Author:** ![Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lets-b-drinking/32/1041_2.png) [@Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Lets-B-Drinking)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 15:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/8 "2020-05-18T15:51:49Z")

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I was going to ask in which hand I held them. But on second thoughts I need both.

Now what?

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**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 15:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/9 "2020-05-18T15:57:24Z")

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I think you now have to give all your money to someone sitting at the table…

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [18 May 2020 16:42 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-15-holdem/5580/10 "2020-05-18T16:42:54Z")

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I actually didn’t fuck that up when getting stitched up with it on one of the old “Random” Karakoe nights

ie You got called up, picked a number, DJ played that track from his take the piss list.

And no, I am a sandpitter, we had gambling and fun surgically removed when we got our Visas
