# šŸ¤Ŗ Stir Crazy Antidote #1 - Change Walk to Wank **URL:** \ **Category:** Stir Crazy Antidotes\ **Created:** [21 March 2020 17:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498 "2020-03-21T17:28:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/1 "2020-03-21T17:28:44Z")
Right, weā€™re going to need a series of threads that can alleviate the boredom of no football, no pubs, no food and no hope. This is trending on Twitter at the moment. Simple rule. Take a well-known phrase or saying and change each WALK to WANK. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/2 "2020-03-21T17:29:03Z")
Iā€™m going out for a wank, I may be some time. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/3 "2020-03-21T17:29:19Z")
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**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/4 "2020-03-21T17:29:39Z")
Dead man wankingā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:31 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/5 "2020-03-21T17:31:24Z")
Wank on the wild side ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:31 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/6 "2020-03-21T17:31:49Z")
These boots are made for wanking ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/7 "2020-03-21T17:33:41Z")
Wankers Shortbreadā€¦ for a game of soggy biscuit ? ![images-3](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/2X/8/874f60b50f4a1a035d1b6e2642377e8232ea4f6b.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:34 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/8 "2020-03-21T17:34:06Z")
The minute you wanked in the joint I could see you were a man of distinction ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:34 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/9 "2020-03-21T17:34:40Z")
Wank like an Egyptian. ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/10 "2020-03-21T17:35:12Z")
The wanking dead ![Unknown](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/2X/8/893a9aa6d590e129210bf6bf7633ca8c5c8a908c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:37 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/11 "2020-03-21T17:37:35Z")
Iā€™m wanking in Memphis ---
**Author:** ![Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Nottarf-Krap)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:38 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/12 "2020-03-21T17:38:28Z")
Iā€™m just going to wank the dog dear, wonā€™t be long. ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/13 "2020-03-21T17:39:10Z")
Giant steps are what you take Wanking on the moon ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:41 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/14 "2020-03-21T17:41:33Z")
Wank on by by the Stranglers ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/15 "2020-03-21T17:43:35Z")
The wank of fame The wank of shame Moon wanking ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/16 "2020-03-21T17:44:36Z")
You talk the talk Do you wank the wank ---
**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/17 "2020-03-21T17:47:35Z")
šŸŽµOpen the door, Get on the floor, everybody wank the dinosaurā€¦ šŸ˜³šŸ† šŸ¦• ---
**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:48 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/18 "2020-03-21T17:48:21Z")
And ah I would wank 500 milesā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 17:50 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/19 "2020-03-21T17:50:50Z")
Before you judge a man, wank a mile in his shoes. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [21 March 2020 18:14 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/stir-crazy-antidote-1-change-walk-to-wank/5498/20 "2020-03-21T18:14:00Z")
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