# Sotonian's Head of Media?

**URL:** <https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693>\
**Category:** Football\
**Created:** [26 May 2018 12:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693 "2018-05-26T12:46:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 12:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/1 "2018-05-26T12:46:57Z")

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Having heard Nick Illingsworth being trotted out on local radio this morning as a fan’s spokesperson on the appointment of Sparky, I’d like to know who our spokesperson is.

Do we have one…should we have one? I think as a much respected serious “Saint’s Think Tank” it’s about time we had a a media representative.

## Of course a few months back it would have been a “no brainer” @bearsy was born to the task but now, who do we think could do the job?

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 12:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/2 "2018-05-26T12:51:32Z")

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I have sat through years of media training. I work with the media for the golf, have been on TV and Radio far more times than friends and family would like.

On that basis I would totally recommend @barry-sanchez (Fuck that I’m not doing the job)

Far more eloquent than me and was proven to be totally correct last season.

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**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 12:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/3 "2018-05-26T12:54:42Z")

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I could do it, as I’m quite good at public speaking and whatnot, but I think the only way I could be taken seriously is if I started every sentence with ‘Now, listen here, I know fuck all about football, but my opinion is…’

To be honest I think this might be where many pundits and ‘‘expert’’ fans are going wrong by not including a similar disclaimer.

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**Author:** ![cellone](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cellone/32/151_2.png) [@cellone](https://www.sotonians.com/u/cellone)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 12:59 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/4 "2018-05-26T12:59:24Z")

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A tag team of pap and Tokes?

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**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 13:10 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/5 "2018-05-26T13:10:00Z")

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A tag team should consist of young ladies with loose morals

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 13:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/6 "2018-05-26T13:33:58Z")

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That’ll never make the broadsheets.

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 13:41 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/7 "2018-05-26T13:41:14Z")

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Broadsheets. Is that near Broadchurch?

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**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 13:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/8 "2018-05-26T13:47:51Z")

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I’m a past master at the thoughful “Ummmm” and “Ahhhhh” and “Soooooo” usually all three run in together holding hands. :lou_lol:

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 13:59 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/9 "2018-05-26T13:59:45Z")

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It’s over near Romsey isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 14:25 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/10 "2018-05-26T14:25:14Z")

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These things normally get done outside St Marys, init.

Tokes doesn’t go to Saints games.

We \_could \_get someone to pretend to be Tokes; [recent news from Glasgow](https://www.sotonians.com/chat/who-is-heisenberg-glasgow-saint-bournemouth-saint-batman/post/f70c2d48-1eab-4129-a322-a8e700abd662#comment-f70c2d48-1eab-4129-a322-a8e700abd662) makes that not as far fetched as it seems. And that’s not weird. At all.

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**Author:** ![cellone](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cellone/32/151_2.png) [@cellone](https://www.sotonians.com/u/cellone)\
**Post date:** [26 May 2018 18:34 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/11 "2018-05-26T18:34:01Z")

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I haven’t been for over a year cos I is a cripple at the moment. Watched many games though.

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**Author:** ![Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/tokyo-saint/32/10_2.png) [@Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Tokyo-Saint)\
**Post date:** [28 May 2018 07:15 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/12 "2018-05-28T07:15:59Z")

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Srse question, when you post the same old trolling bullshit for the 1,000th time, how is it possible that you don’t bore yourself?

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [28 May 2018 08:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/13 "2018-05-28T08:57:37Z")

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Well, more of a necessity than anything else, Tokes.

I’ve got to live with this cunt (me) for the rest of my life. Or at least I thought I did before your shining example.

If I’d have known I could have pretended to be other cunts as well, like you do when you swap accounts with your mates, life might be more interesting, but I’d end up being a bigger cunt than ever.

And I’m not sure I can live with the one I already am.

It wouldn’t be weird though. Nope, not at all.

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [28 May 2018 09:10 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/14 "2018-05-28T09:10:03Z")

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Putting the @tokyo-saint & @pap love fest to one side for the minute, I’d nominate @undefined , on paper at least. Never had the pleasure of hearing his dulcet tones.

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [28 May 2018 09:14 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/15 "2018-05-28T09:14:49Z")

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I nominate ant.

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**Author:** ![Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/tokyo-saint/32/10_2.png) [@Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Tokyo-Saint)\
**Post date:** [28 May 2018 09:41 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/16 "2018-05-28T09:41:17Z")

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He out of rehab?

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [28 May 2018 09:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/17 "2018-05-28T09:47:15Z")

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Ant and Rallyboy together = The Ant and Rant Show.

The country needs a new Ant after losing the last one.

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**Author:** ![Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/tokyo-saint/32/10_2.png) [@Tokyo-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Tokyo-Saint)\
**Post date:** [29 May 2018 05:56 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/18 "2018-05-29T05:56:24Z")

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Poor Dec, you stick by someone though thick and thin only to be replaced by fucking rallyboy at the drop of a hat.

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**Author:** ![Numptyboi](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/numptyboi/32/25_2.png) [@Numptyboi](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Numptyboi)\
**Post date:** [30 May 2018 07:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/19 "2018-05-30T07:29:02Z")

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No good asking me. I’d start off OK, but degenerate to only offer profanity and inappropriate comparisons like SFC battering a team like they’d given them a Cleveland Steamer, that sort of thing.

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**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\
**Post date:** [30 May 2018 07:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/sotonians-head-of-media/2693/20 "2018-05-30T07:39:59Z")

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Considering most quotes will be required late Friday afternoons, I propose Bletch.

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