Again @areloa-grandee , youāre wrong.
I was laughing when I wrote that, just as I am now.
Wanna play guess my mood all night? Iām game. Iāve even got the beers in.
Again @areloa-grandee , youāre wrong.
I was laughing when I wrote that, just as I am now.
Wanna play guess my mood all night? Iām game. Iāve even got the beers in.
OK fair enough - the dangers of the web. But you do come across as ātaking it all a bit seriousā - on this matterā¦ an I even avoided the obvious gag about how your cock would only need to to be very small if your assumption on my design knowledge was as limite das you suggested.
Yes, the joke was self-deprecating, in part to continue propagating the legend that I have a microscopic penis.
People knock the practice, but I have found that it turns potentially embarrassing moments into pleasant surprises.
Youāll need a magnifying glass sat atop the lens of an electron microscope to see it, ladies!
Dear lord, Iām forty one.
You cant beat a quality penis gagā¦
Glad to see you prepared to boldly embrace what you were moaning about before.
Now shut up about the minor changes or suggest concrete improvements. While Iād love to continue it, it really is subjective, and besides, Iām just not going to have the time.
Grammar Inquisitors @saintbletch and @fowllyd will be along any moment, sticking the forum equivalent of hot pokers up my arse for splitting the infinitive. Theyāll likely consume all my time, sadly.
Im guessing youāre aroused by the sexual tension between you and chutney ferret?
I am now, although that is probably a little large for Papā¦more like
Oh wow, I definitely prefer the first one.
Though can you use the correct winking one please? 2nd row on the right. Pap will never delete the old one!
Signed,
@saucylou
lol ā¦ Fuck off with all your āstill at it ?ā hogwash, Cob ā¦ this thread is right up your street.
Isnāt it about time you bit the bullet and asked your little mutants to explain the basics of tagging, just enough so you can get involved
Absolute filth. I did not expect to encounter this sort of thing on hereā¦
ā¦but you are glad you did!
This strange world where grown adults can exercise infantile penis jokes without fear of a beating. Where we can tug at the very heartstrings of purile humour, and spout immature thoughts whenever the need arises
Optimus Trousers has puked up his breakfast.
As you may be aware, Vine recently announced that it would be hanging the āClosedā sign on the back of its Internet door.
As a result, Optimus Trousers can no longer flirt with the female servers in California.
His (seventh-rate) developer had not foreseen the problem, and as a result, the love-sick Optimus has refused to get out of bed for the start of his shift.
Iāll be having words with him later; saying pull yourself together, youāll get over it, visit a porn site - that sort of thing.
Heāll be online again a little later.
Meh ā¦ Big Informed Bob is better anyway
Why shucks, sirrah, you have right made me blush!!
Unfortunately work gets in the way sometimes and I have to eat, drink and poo so I do lack the concentration that Optimus has.
I still have no idea what @saintbletch is talking about regarding Vine shutting itās back doors, does it not want anal any more?
You know what, I think Lou was right about the font ā¦ thereās something very strange going on with the italics
always ā¦ always
The āaā and āyā are different , not just italicised but a completely different font which explains why italics look so fuckinā weird now.
Hmmm ā¦ Pap trying to hoodwink us ? or some kind of dark magic ?
The plot thickens
**thickens ** surely?
Originally posted by @Goatboy
**thickens ** surely?
Very good Goat, very good.
Just a shame my efforts to get involved in the big fontgate debate_ _has been met with mirth and tomfoolery ā¦ and all the while Pap quietly contemplates his next act of skullduggery
Iāll stick to footie threads in future, Iām wasted on here
well tbh, Iām just āwastedā full stop at the moment
Exactly, Steve!! Itās not just me!
Iāve made some changes on the site, some obvious, some not so obvious.
First and foremost, the back is broken on the notifications engine. The site will now tell you when people have referenced you or upvoted you. It doesnāt presently pull notifications like Facebook, etc, but on clicking onto a new page, the little flag icon at the top right will show you how many new notifications you have. The Show More link will show you all your mentions and upvotes for the last seven days. Iāll improve on that later.
Each notification provides a direct link back to the post in question.
Thereās support for mobile. Notifications are the first item on the mobile list now. Itās rudimentary, but itās better than nowt. The solution for tagging users in the mobile editor is in the works.
There have been some minor cosmetic changes. The headers are still bold, but the tags are not.
I also pepped up the whole post location business and permalinking in general. Kinda had to in order to get the whole notifications shebang to work. I think it might finally be right
I know people fear change and all that. Last weekend and @areloa-grandee taught me that However, this is another component of the overall development. Thereās more to come.
Now I aināt claiming weāre the most technically advanced football forum in the world, but I think weāre the most advanced purpose-built Saints forum in the world. After the shit the team have served up lately Iāll take that.