# Redslo presents ask Redslo's secretary/paralegal interesting questions

**URL:** <https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591>\
**Category:** Monkey Tennis\
**Created:** [1 July 2016 00:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591 "2016-07-01T00:40:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Redslo](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/redslo/32/45_2.png) [@Redslo](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Redslo)\
**Post date:** [1 July 2016 00:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/1 "2016-07-01T00:40:09Z")

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## She and I were talking about things including my question thread and, well, here it is.

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [1 July 2016 05:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/2 "2016-07-01T05:29:32Z")

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Has Redslo told you about all the other secretaries?

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**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\
**Post date:** [1 July 2016 06:14 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/3 "2016-07-01T06:14:29Z")

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Apropos of nothing in particular, but is it possible for a US citizen to sue a UK citizen for offensive (probably sex-related) remarks posted in a UK-based, football forum?

(asking for a friend).

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**Author:** ![TheMightyOstrich](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/themightyostrich/32/129_2.png) [@TheMightyOstrich](https://www.sotonians.com/u/TheMightyOstrich)\
**Post date:** [1 July 2016 07:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/4 "2016-07-01T07:47:09Z")

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Do you like parrots?

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**Author:** ![Redslo](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/redslo/32/45_2.png) [@Redslo](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Redslo)\
**Post date:** [1 July 2016 22:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/5 "2016-07-01T22:45:06Z")

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Has Redslo told you about all the other secretaries?

What? There have been other secretaries?

Apropos of nothing in particular, but is it possible for a US citizen to sue a UK citizen for offensive (probably sex-related) remarks posted in a UK-based, football forum?

(asking for a friend).

Gasp! I have no idea! I am a secretary, not an attorney. Perhaps you would be better served asking a law professional. But, in my experience, do not post anything on the interwebs that you do not want your mother to read.

Do you like parrots?

I like brightly colors parrots.

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [1 July 2016 23:03 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/6 "2016-07-01T23:03:27Z")

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Redslo, are you making this up?

Do you actually know any paralegals & more importantly, any women?

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [1 July 2016 23:07 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/7 "2016-07-01T23:07:14Z")

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paralegals : Are gals that do legal shit more cheaply than paraleguys…

sorry Pap…

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [1 July 2016 23:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/8 "2016-07-01T23:51:29Z")

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Frankly, I’m wondering if Redslo is sexually excited in his new role as a paralegal secretary.

Who wouldn’t be?

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**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 05:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/9 "2016-07-02T05:45:37Z")

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Is Redslo a good boss?

Do Redslo’s clients like and respect him, or do they think he spends too much time writing about socker?

Have you seen this [film](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretary_(2002_film))? (or did you realise you were in the sequel?)

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**Author:** ![Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/barry-sanchez/32/76_2.png) [@Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Barry-Sanchez)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 05:49 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/10 "2016-07-02T05:49:31Z")

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Would a priest have a responsibility break confessional if he knew a life was to be taken?

This was a question posed a few years ago, the replies were interesting.

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 05:52 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/11 "2016-07-02T05:52:43Z")

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Tights or stockings?

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**Author:** ![Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/halo-stickman/32/23_2.png) [@Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Halo-Stickman)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 06:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/12 "2016-07-02T06:17:45Z")

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If Redslo was an animal what would he be?

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**Author:** ![Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lets-b-drinking/32/1041_2.png) [@Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Lets-B-Drinking)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 07:06 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/13 "2016-07-02T07:06:32Z")

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Short or long?

(Hand, Obviously!)

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**Author:** ![Redslo](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/redslo/32/45_2.png) [@Redslo](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Redslo)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 07:48 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/14 "2016-07-02T07:48:57Z")

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Redslo here: I don’t answer questions on this thread. I would respond further but that would answer your question.

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**Author:** ![Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/barry-sanchez/32/76_2.png) [@Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Barry-Sanchez)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 08:03 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/15 "2016-07-02T08:03:27Z")

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What is the difference between a paralegal/secretary doing a bit of legal leg work and a barristers clerk?

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**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 08:18 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/16 "2016-07-02T08:18:35Z")

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> Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

What is the difference between a paralegal/secretary doing a bit of legal leg work and a barristers clerk?

About £200 per hour.

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**Author:** ![Redslo](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/redslo/32/45_2.png) [@Redslo](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Redslo)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 21:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/17 "2016-07-02T21:40:39Z")

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Here are her second bunch of answers.

Redslo, are you making this up?

Is this a question for Redslo or me?

Is he making up this thread?

Or is he making up me?

Do you actually know any paralegals & more importantly, any women?

I know both paralegals and women. Is this a real question?

paralegals : Are gals that do legal shit more cheaply than paraleguys…

sorry Pap…

This is not a question…

Frankly, I’m wondering if Redslo is sexually excited in his new role as a paralegal secretary.

Who wouldn’t be?

I am not sure if this is for me or Redslo, but I am not sure what you think a paralegal secretary’s job duties are—he did not say I was a tax accountant…

Is Redslo a good boss?

Redslo is a fun boss. I get to do lovely projects like this, and this morning’s snow ski trip story had me laughing to the point of tears.

Do Redslo’s clients like and respect him, or do they think he spends too much time writing about socker?

Redslo’s clients are often demanding, but they respect Redslo’s legal brain. I think the soccer persona does not often come up with his clients so I do not believe they care how much time he spends.

Have you seen this [film](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretary_(2002_film))? (or did you realise you were in the sequel?)

I have seen it and, again, I do not think you know what the job description of a paralegal secretary entail… although the competition for this position might be stronger if it were what you think.

Would a priest have a responsibility break confessional if he knew a life was to be taken?

This was a question posed a few years ago, the replies were interesting.

I am not catholic but I would think a priest’s duty is to God, and I suppose he would need to discuss this with his boss

Tights or stockings?

No! I live at the beach.

If Redslo was an animal what would he be?

African Golden Cat

Short or long?

(Hand, Obviously!)

I am not sure I understand the question.

I am short. My hands are normal size for a short girl.

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 21:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/18 "2016-07-02T21:45:55Z")

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I have to admit to being a little dazed and confused last night when offering my question. It was a fucking mess. Thank you for humouring me. Now that I know the form and function of this thing, can I have another go?

Does your paralegal secretary get paid extra for answering the inane questions of internet randoms that live thousands of miles away?

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 21:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/19 "2016-07-02T21:54:03Z")

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Do you prefer baked camembert or deep fried, breadcrumbed brie?

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2016 22:02 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/redslo-presents-ask-redslos-secretary-paralegal-interesting-questions/1591/20 "2016-07-02T22:02:20Z")

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Are you saying Redslo is a surrender monkey?

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