# Posters we never knew **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [9 September 2015 17:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854 "2015-09-09T17:55:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 19:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/101 "2016-09-16T19:33:58Z")
Ok! I give in - if only to save everyone from more crimes against comedy… ---
**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 19:49 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/102 "2016-09-16T19:49:00Z")
Hampshire constabulary are investigating how all their dogs escaped from the k-9 unit, they currently have no leads… ---
**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 19:52 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/103 "2016-09-16T19:52:05Z")
Oh, no, not you as well…?!! :lou_facepalm_2: ---
**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 19:59 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/104 "2016-09-16T19:59:27Z")
Sorry, couldn’t resist :lou_lol: P.S. I’m not sorry :lou_sunglasses: ---
**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 22:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/105 "2016-09-16T22:33:36Z")
I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: “What does surrender mean?” I said: “I give up!” Tim Vine ---
**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\ **Post date:** [19 September 2016 10:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/106 "2016-09-19T10:55:16Z")
Our old mate RabertOi tried to join again. Gone. I also had to delete a poster we probably knew because I got a crappy email address in the sign up detail. Rules is rules. I don’t care if you’re called Lord Duckhunter. I need an email address to tell new people that they’ve been approved 🙂 And if you’re one of the idiots stupid enough to believe Hypo’s shite in 2015 about personal details, just create a new email account somewhere. Easy enough to do. ---
**Author:** ![steveintheforest](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/steveintheforest/32/135_2.png) [@steveintheforest](https://www.sotonians.com/u/steveintheforest)\ **Post date:** [19 September 2016 12:10 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/107 "2016-09-19T12:10:37Z")
Shame that, quite like his posts on TSW, tho’ I don’t always agree. ---
**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\ **Post date:** [19 September 2016 12:25 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/108 "2016-09-19T12:25:42Z")
I hope he signs up again with a legit email address. ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [19 September 2016 14:24 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/109 "2016-09-19T14:24:28Z")
Presumably Bletch has now got through that whole box of Christmas crackers and run out of jokes… ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [19 September 2016 15:10 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/110 "2016-09-19T15:10:17Z")
He found them in the recycling bin behind the local Lidl ---
**Author:** ![Weasel-Sludge](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Weasel-Sludge](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Weasel-Sludge)\ **Post date:** [19 September 2016 21:59 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/111 "2016-09-19T21:59:45Z")
I am about as obscure as is possible. In any case, following is a link to an interesting article regarding Ralph Krueger by an excellent writer: > **[Coach Krueger’s strange journey to Team Europe in the hockey World Cup](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/coach-kruegers-strange-journey-to-team-europe-in-the-hockey-world-cup/article31939343/)** > > The résumé of the hybrid team’s bench boss includes the World Economic Forum and Southampton soccer club as well as NHL and Olympic hockey jobs Note that ‘never say never’ Ralph would likely receive/accept a coaching offer before Xmas if his Team Europe makes it to the semifinal round of the competition. The NHL loves to recycle coaches, and he had a rough ride in his experience with Edmonton Oilers. He may want a fair chance at NHL coaching success. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [20 September 2016 04:01 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/112 "2016-09-20T04:01:56Z")
Thanks for finding that Weasel. Interesting read. Team Europe in NHL & Ryder Cup at the same time. Shame UK left… ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [20 September 2016 04:16 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/113 "2016-09-20T04:16:43Z")
OMG England Rugby Coach at Staplewood. Chairman has gone all Hockey. When did we fall through a hole in the space/time continuum and land back in the Rupert era? ---
**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\ **Post date:** [20 September 2016 10:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/114 "2016-09-20T10:19:40Z")
Can someone tell Lord D that he was rejected for email reasons over at TSW? I wouldn’t want him getting the wrong idea. ---
**Author:** ![steveintheforest](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/steveintheforest/32/135_2.png) [@steveintheforest](https://www.sotonians.com/u/steveintheforest)\ **Post date:** [20 September 2016 21:23 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/115 "2016-09-20T21:23:13Z")
done ---
**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\ **Post date:** [24 September 2016 08:23 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/116 "2016-09-24T08:23:00Z")
Some of the names we get are genuinely bizarre. EllenDag. Ellen is available! What was with the Dag suffix? Does she like dags? :lou_lol: Laters EllenDag; we never knew ya. Anyway, it seems we’ve got Lord Duckhunter back on his second go. Perhaps he’s a poster we’ll get to know. ---
**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\ **Post date:** [30 November 2016 19:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/117 "2016-11-30T19:33:42Z")
I don’t curate this thread much anymore. We just get too many persistent spammers. However, I would like to draw attention to one particular poster. In this case, the username was unimportant. The first part of his email address was interesting. Properly punctuated, it reads:- Mr Dong Wang What the fuck are you doing on forums, mate? If the name rings true\*, you should be doing fucking in porn. \* sadly, it almost never does. [Previous page](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854.md?page=5)