# Posters we never knew **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [9 September 2015 17:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854 "2015-09-09T17:55:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\ **Post date:** [13 September 2016 07:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/81 "2016-09-13T07:19:22Z")
The business of deleting users likely to offer us interesting new work opportunities continues unabated. They’re getting so frequent that I only report on the good ones now. We had someone sign up called RabertOi. I immediately found myself imagining an Irish person saying “Rabbit Eye”. RabertOi; we never knew you. Thanks for engaging the casually racist part of my brain. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [13 September 2016 07:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/82 "2016-09-13T07:44:25Z")
You leave us Irish alone…t’be sure. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [13 September 2016 08:53 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/83 "2016-09-13T08:53:55Z")
I got down voted a few weeks ago for sterotyping the Irish ---
**Author:** ![gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/gavstar/32/86128_2.png) [@gavstar](https://www.sotonians.com/u/gavstar)\ **Post date:** [13 September 2016 09:11 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/84 "2016-09-13T09:11:17Z")
Isn’t Mr Trampoline looking for a new career? Maybe just forward Rab his email :lou_wink_2: ---
**Author:** ![ericofarabia](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ericofarabia/32/91_2.png) [@ericofarabia](https://www.sotonians.com/u/ericofarabia)\ **Post date:** [14 September 2016 14:25 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/85 "2016-09-14T14:25:46Z")
Ooops … looks like you’ve got another one now. T’be sure t’be sure!! PS … it’s not me doing it!! ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 15:26 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/86 "2016-09-16T15:26:49Z")
Psst. Papster. Rabbit Eye is back. To bring a few of these threads together, when I was about 10 and visiting the ol’ country with my mum, auntie and cousin, we came across a dead rabbit around lanes near Blackwater in County Wexford. It had an enormous bulging eye and when we told my Irish uncle about it, he explained that it meant that the rabbit had myxomatosis. Apropos of nothing in particular, but when _ant ran_ plays old blokes football, he looks like he has mixtuphistoeses too. As you were. ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 15:49 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/87 "2016-09-16T15:49:47Z")
That was such a long drawn out joke it needed a health warning and a fucking interval with an old lady selling overpriced ice cream tubs. _The spoon?_ _It’s is in the fucking lid you twat…yes, that lump of plastic…_ ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 16:16 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/88 "2016-09-16T16:16:48Z")
I am Sotonians’ Ronnie Corbett to your Jack Dee. You grumpy cunt. ---
**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 16:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/89 "2016-09-16T16:22:00Z")
What, you’re a little bloke who’s not funny? ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 16:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/90 "2016-09-16T16:35:30Z")
He’s actually quite tall. ---
**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 16:53 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/91 "2016-09-16T16:53:19Z")
> Originally posted by @Goatboy > > > Originally posted by @cobham-saint > > > > > Originally posted by @saintbletch > > > > > > I am Sotonians’ Ronnie Corbett to your Jack Dee. > > > > > > You grumpy cunt. > > > > What, you’re a little bloke who’s not funny? > > He’s actually quite tall. But his inner shortarse comes out when he tells a “joke” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 16:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/92 "2016-09-16T16:54:25Z")
… and funny. Goatboy forgot to add, and funny. Very. Goatboy also forgot to add very to the and funny he forgot to add. See what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 17:00 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/93 "2016-09-16T17:00:15Z")
Nope, sorry. That was classic Ronnie Corbett c1973. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 17:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/94 "2016-09-16T17:35:28Z")
West London police wish to alert local residents about the activities of the infamous cross-eyed burglar. If you see this man staring in your windows, warn the people next door. ---
**Author:** ![Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cobham-saint/32/99252_2.png) [@Cobham-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Cobham-Saint)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 18:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/95 "2016-09-16T18:40:46Z")
Groan… :lou_facepalm_2: Taken straight from the Two Ronnies’ bumper fun compendium of cheesy word play? :lou_lol: ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 18:50 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/96 "2016-09-16T18:50:56Z")
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 18:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/97 "2016-09-16T18:51:34Z")
West Mercia police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the chief constable said they must wear their normal uniforms. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 18:52 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/98 "2016-09-16T18:52:53Z")
After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn’t find him, he’s going to use both eyes. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 18:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/99 "2016-09-16T18:54:29Z")
We’ve just heard that a juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [16 September 2016 18:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/posters-we-never-knew/1854/100 "2016-09-16T18:55:43Z")
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