# Pink balls **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [5 August 2015 15:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947 "2015-08-05T15:19:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sadoldgit/32/44_2.png) [@Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sadoldgit)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 15:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/1 "2015-08-05T15:19:49Z")
## Should grown men be playing with pink balls? What is the world coming to? This is what will be kicked around in the Premiership this season. ---
**Author:** ![Coxford\_lou](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/coxford_lou/32/11_2.png) [@Coxford\_lou](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Coxford_lou)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 16:25 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/2 "2015-08-05T16:25:39Z")
Are you drunk, sadoldgit? ---
**Author:** ![Furball](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/furball/32/64_2.png) [@Furball](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Furball)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 16:36 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/3 "2015-08-05T16:36:15Z")
I think you’ve missed the subtleness of SOG’s post, Lou. The ‘pink balls’ are actually footballs. Google ‘football’ for more details. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 16:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/4 "2015-08-05T16:44:59Z")
As it appears that I’m the resident hipster (for dressing like someone from the 1940s one day, and like Stevie Wonder would dress then next) I decree pink balls OK. ---
**Author:** ![ant](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ant/32/37_2.png) [@ant](https://www.sotonians.com/u/ant)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 16:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/5 "2015-08-05T16:58:29Z")
Nice gradient. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 17:01 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/6 "2015-08-05T17:01:54Z")
Yeah, integrate that! ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 17:42 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/7 "2015-08-05T17:42:20Z")
My Researches tell me that this is lies + we get a Red ball + the Pink ball is actually for Italy. [Balls to sog](http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9899886/nike-reveal-new-ordem-3-ball-for-201516-premier-league-season) ---
**Author:** ![Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sfcsim/32/88192_2.png) [@Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sfcsim)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 19:03 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/8 "2015-08-05T19:03:00Z")
I think we should have the below system in football. 10 minutes for each of the below 8 balls. Red worth 1 goal if you score in the time the ball is on the pitch and then… Yellow worth 2 goals if you score in the time the ball is on the pitch and then… green 3 goals brown 4 goals blue 5 goals pink 6 goals black 7 goals there will be a short amount of time for the white ball between each colour ball. If you score with this then the oppo lose 4 points! This will change the face of football forever… Or maybe I have been up far to long in the sun, with very little water! ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 19:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/9 "2015-08-05T19:29:45Z")
That sounds fucking brilliant to me Sim! The only thing I’ve heard of similar is in the first World Cup; when it got to extra time they used to add a second ball, and then a third, to try & engender a result. Dunno why they stopped doing that really, I bet it was Fascinating to watch! ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 21:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/10 "2015-08-05T21:17:27Z")
Saints’ new away kit: ---
**Author:** ![Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/halo-stickman/32/23_2.png) [@Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Halo-Stickman)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 21:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/11 "2015-08-05T21:28:24Z")
The photo in the OP reminds me of a visit I made as I young fella to my local GP. He said it was perfectly normal to have one ball bigger than the other … but he was a little concerned about who’d given me the big yellow ticks 🙁 ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 21:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/12 "2015-08-05T21:39:25Z")
My teacher used to give me ticks. He’s helping the police with their enquiries at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/halo-stickman/32/23_2.png) [@Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Halo-Stickman)\ **Post date:** [5 August 2015 21:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/13 "2015-08-05T21:46:24Z")
I’m not surprised the police are questioning him, Bletch! I would have thought it highly irregular for teachers in Gosport to be handing out anything other than crosses. ---
**Author:** ![Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sadoldgit/32/44_2.png) [@Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sadoldgit)\ **Post date:** [6 August 2015 08:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/14 "2015-08-06T08:35:59Z")
![The new Nike Ordem 3](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/8/a/8a5ef6d182d30fd0d8723c5a38882438a8f88e04.jpeg) Bearsy is right, the other two will be used by Serie A and La Liga. We get the angry boil with the pus leaking out. ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [6 August 2015 10:06 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/15 "2015-08-06T10:06:11Z")
Unhygenic fella, was he? ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [6 August 2015 10:23 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/pink-balls/1947/16 "2015-08-06T10:23:24Z")
Well he always made me wash _my_ hands.