Fine young cannibals!, not much of a deterrent is it?
I’ve just joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink but under a different name.
I wondered why Rolf Harris was in the news just for waving at some schoolkids.
Then I found out what he was waving.
12 people waiting to see the doctor. His receptionist announces that “Due to a change in privacy laws, we can no longer call people to see the doctor by calling their name.”
“So, can the person with syphilis please go in next?”
I’m into online child porn, but never get caught. I use a hi-tech vpn that bounces my connection around the globe and hides my identity.
I’m a Tor paedo.
Little bo peep took her car to the garage, saying smoke keeps coming out of my bonnet. The mechanic said, it will do, your hairs on fire
Can’t believe I got the Valentines cards mixed up.
Now my girlfriend thinks I love her and my wife thinks I want to fuck her.