๐Ÿ˜† Joke thread; may cause offence (with a bit of luck) ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ˜ 

:laughing: Joke thread; may cause offence (with a bit of luck) :face_vomiting: :angry:


Fine young cannibals!, not much of a deterrent is it?


Iโ€™ve just joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink but under a different name.


Probably better posted here:





I know :smile::smile:


I wondered why Rolf Harris was in the news just for waving at some schoolkids.

Then I found out what he was waving.


12 people waiting to see the doctor. His receptionist announces that โ€œDue to a change in privacy laws, we can no longer call people to see the doctor by calling their name.โ€

โ€œSo, can the person with syphilis please go in next?โ€


Iโ€™m into online child porn, but never get caught. I use a hi-tech vpn that bounces my connection around the globe and hides my identity.

Iโ€™m a Tor paedo.


Little bo peep took her car to the garage, saying smoke keeps coming out of my bonnet. The mechanic said, it will do, your hairs on fire


Canโ€™t believe I got the Valentines cards mixed up.

Now my girlfriend thinks I love her and my wife thinks I want to fuck her.