# It's National Limerick Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [12 May 2016 05:52 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037 "2016-05-12T05:52:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2016 06:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/41 "2016-05-13T06:46:13Z")
\_ **The Flyd Owl’s Poem** \_ There was an old bloke from Eastleigh Who found aging so beastly He kept an image in his attic To keep his age static But he’s still a Welsh cunt ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2016 07:28 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/42 "2016-05-13T07:28:29Z")
I once met a fella called Dan who hatched an honourable plan he’d get us together whatever the weather then his shoulder went bang! ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2016 07:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/43 "2016-05-13T07:54:37Z")
That mysterious character they call Bletch Found attending social events a stretch Launched forum missles instead From deep inside his bunk bed Is he a hermit, a warrior or a wretch? ---
**Author:** ![Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sadoldgit/32/44_2.png) [@Sadoldgit](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sadoldgit)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2016 08:25 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/44 "2016-05-13T08:25:07Z")
An internet warrior called Pap Redrew the internet map He kept things together With the touch of a feather And a down vote for those posting crap, ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2016 09:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/45 "2016-05-13T09:51:59Z")
A rally fanatic from Fareham Hates id cards and all those who wear 'em. At lunchtimes he goes To his local Waitrose And tugs on their lanyards to scare 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [13 May 2016 19:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/46 "2016-05-13T19:17:09Z")
Our leader he rules from afar, But he likes to pop down for a jar. His hair it is long, And his glases are strong, But he still can’t see over the bar. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [14 May 2016 06:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/47 "2016-05-14T06:51:38Z")
Playing football, Bucks did not like He’d rather go out on his bike He preferred to straddle The seat post, minus saddle And moan about workers on strike. ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [5 January 2020 17:09 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/48 "2020-01-05T17:09:48Z")
That fabulous fellow Saint Bletch A new shirt from his tailor did fetch All paisley and floral, Of a size quite abnormal, And what of the shirt? It should stretch. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [5 January 2020 17:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/49 "2020-01-05T17:17:45Z")
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [5 January 2020 17:20 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/50 "2020-01-05T17:20:07Z")
Lacks a bit of variation in vocabulary and also may I suggest is devoid of charm ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [5 January 2020 17:26 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/51 "2020-01-05T17:26:25Z")
Needs a little work on the scansion, but otherwise very good. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [5 January 2020 17:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/52 "2020-01-05T17:30:01Z")
I wouldn’t say Dave was moronic But he once booked himself a colonic The doc’ grabbed his hose Whilst holding his nose But Dave insisted he use tonic ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [5 January 2020 17:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/53 "2020-01-05T17:44:22Z")
Well, it did work _so_ much better. ---
**Author:** ![Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nottarf-Krap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Nottarf-Krap)\ **Post date:** [6 January 2020 04:09 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/54 "2020-01-06T04:09:42Z")
There was a young girl from Barking Creek Who had her monthly’s twice a week Said her good friend from Woking How very provoking You’ve no time for poking so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lets-b-drinking/32/1041_2.png) [@Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Lets-B-Drinking)\ **Post date:** [6 January 2020 22:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/55 "2020-01-06T22:51:16Z")
A man called Belch was a cunt. And he wore the blouse of a cunt. He drank like a cunt Was told he’s a cunt And said "… ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [7 January 2020 00:02 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037/56 "2020-01-07T00:02:54Z")
A poster called Let’s Be Drinking Was incredibly hard of thinking His clothes he would rent In the size of a tent And we’re talking circus not camping [Previous page](https://www.sotonians.com/t/its-national-limerick-day/2037.md?page=2)