# Four Word Story Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [30 March 2016 17:41 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729 "2016-03-30T17:41:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 11:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/81 "2016-03-31T11:30:45Z")
looked on iin anticipation ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 11:41 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/82 "2016-03-31T11:41:54Z")
Her dildo poised, ready ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 12:11 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/83 "2016-03-31T12:11:31Z")
to block the backflow ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 12:20 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/84 "2016-03-31T12:20:30Z")
“what a whopper” said ---
**Author:** ![Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/jack-schitt/32/98_2.png) [@Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Jack-Schitt)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 12:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/85 "2016-03-31T12:29:51Z")
St. Peter, looking down… ---
**Author:** ![Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/jack-schitt/32/98_2.png) [@Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Jack-Schitt)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 12:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/86 "2016-03-31T12:30:17Z")
Lol. My word – a great morning’s work, storytellers. ![](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/0/d/0d94ff29a1aabef3a7dc6be60a382f52b2e6ca7f.gif) I’ll use two asterix’ **\*\*** to denote where the story picked up from the previous update, to save reading the whole lot again if you prefer not to. The Story so far… Once upon a time, Barry shone then died. On arrival, St Peter, kicked off his sandals and cut his toenails; the clippings he placed (in) Paps arse for pumping. Freud had (a) field day, where he left his castanets. “Where are my Les Dennis nipple clips?” choked Buzz Aldrins daughter. Hanging on the end (of Buzz Aldrin’s daughter), St. Peter tried to find an appropriate category to stick his halo; which was in need, as Halo is special. So says Mrs Halo, who’s maiden name was Jones, which is lovely. He found the perfect bed chamber for copulation and placed Halo there. A virgin for sacrifice, (an ancient heavenly custom). Although well practiced orally, St. Peter was rehearsing for the return of Barry from his judgment; which as expected, he was looking forward to. Biting the pillow along with Halo, was likely. They were soon joined, to hear Allah’s verdict, burn them in hell one option, purgatory another. **\*\*** Allah gave a suicide manual with lovely illustrations - called ‘Blowing The Infidel’. Barry’s eyes started watering. Then he was howling “Who forgot the lube” as he blew his hash cakes, scattering flies and dung to the back porch, then left (to complete his sentence), heading back to Liverpool (the harshest of punishments). Keep your enemies closer then Stab from behind the velvet curtain (euphemism). In the beginning was a gaping dark hole, which appeared empty but the light at the beginning of time was just Thomas coming down from his massive high. He had used Barry and left him broken - gagging, limping and sobbing. Deep in his cups the tears fell like steel drops from Llanwern, drops of metaphorical gism splattered and burnt the affair into his mind like immigrant Muslims exploiting (the) Horses of Ancient Troy. Riddled with alien diseases like Barry’s slack bumhole, it was presented to the world for probing. Barry’s arse was decimated. Contractile force all gone. Slack Alice his sister looked on in anticipation – her dildo poised, ready to block the backflow. “What a whopper” said St. Peter, looking down… ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 12:42 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/87 "2016-03-31T12:42:19Z")
I wish I could ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 12:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/88 "2016-03-31T12:43:56Z")
explain my twisted reasoning ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:04 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/89 "2016-03-31T13:04:06Z")
but it looks lumpy ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:20 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/90 "2016-03-31T13:20:49Z")
well smooth it Delilah ---
**Author:** ![Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/jack-schitt/32/98_2.png) [@Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Jack-Schitt)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/91 "2016-03-31T13:22:26Z")
, with nasty spiked protrusions ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:27 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/92 "2016-03-31T13:27:38Z")
That Cromwell used. Place ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/93 "2016-03-31T13:30:58Z")
your hand on the ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/94 "2016-03-31T13:40:11Z")
Dirty, ragged old windsock ---
**Author:** ![Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/jack-schitt/32/98_2.png) [@Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Jack-Schitt)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/95 "2016-03-31T13:40:11Z")
shaft, and force it… ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/96 "2016-03-31T13:44:57Z")
thick end first, up ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/97 "2016-03-31T13:44:59Z")
firmly home. Ignore the ---
**Author:** ![Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/jack-schitt/32/98_2.png) [@Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Jack-Schitt)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 13:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/98 "2016-03-31T13:55:19Z")
profuse bleeding, only blood ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 14:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/99 "2016-03-31T14:30:24Z")
but mop the shit ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 14:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/100 "2016-03-31T14:44:52Z")
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