# Four Word Story Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [30 March 2016 17:41 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729 "2016-03-30T17:41:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/jack-schitt/32/98_2.png) [@Jack-Schitt](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Jack-Schitt)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 02:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/41 "2016-03-31T02:17:21Z")
one option, purgatory another. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 02:50 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/42 "2016-03-31T02:50:52Z")
Allah gave a suicide ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 04:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/43 "2016-03-31T04:57:20Z")
manual with lovely illustrations ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 05:09 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/44 "2016-03-31T05:09:30Z")
called ‘Blowing The Infidel’. ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 05:49 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/45 "2016-03-31T05:49:31Z")
Barry’s eyes started watering ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 06:03 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/46 "2016-03-31T06:03:32Z")
Then he was howling ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 06:05 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/47 "2016-03-31T06:05:06Z")
“Who forgot the lube” ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 06:05 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/48 "2016-03-31T06:05:32Z")
as he blew his ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 06:12 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/49 "2016-03-31T06:12:45Z")
hash cakes, scattering flies ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 06:16 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/50 "2016-03-31T06:16:31Z")
and dung to the ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 06:27 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/51 "2016-03-31T06:27:57Z")
back porch, then left ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 06:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/52 "2016-03-31T06:39:15Z")
Heading back to Liverpool ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 06:50 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/53 "2016-03-31T06:50:16Z")
Keep your enemies closer ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 06:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/54 "2016-03-31T06:51:18Z")
then Stab from behind ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 07:49 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/55 "2016-03-31T07:49:32Z")
…the velvet curtain (euphemism)… ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 09:20 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/56 "2016-03-31T09:20:57Z")
In the beginning was ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 09:32 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/57 "2016-03-31T09:32:20Z")
a gaping dark hole ---
**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 09:37 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/58 "2016-03-31T09:37:18Z")
which appeared empty but ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 09:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/59 "2016-03-31T09:47:52Z")
The light at the ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [31 March 2016 10:06 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/four-word-story-thread/2729/60 "2016-03-31T10:06:20Z")
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