# 🏏 Fiddling with balls

**URL:** <https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562>\
**Category:** Cricket\
**Created:** [24 March 2018 17:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562 "2018-03-24T17:44:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 12:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/21 "2018-03-28T12:17:34Z")

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Smith and Warner both banned from international cricket for a year, and Bancroft for nine months. Presumably they’ll still be able to play other cricket, but that will depend on who wants them now. Warner in particular has very rapidly achieved pariah status - I heard a report this morning in which it was mentioned that other Aussie players have said they won’t play in the same team as him.

Warner was apparently very much the instigator of the ball-tampering (and it was sandpaper and not tape that was used), while Smith did nothing to stop it. What a pair of arrogant twats.

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**Author:** ![Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lets-b-drinking/32/1041_2.png) [@Lets-B-Drinking](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Lets-B-Drinking)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 13:13 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/22 "2018-03-28T13:13:46Z")

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The ban includes the IPL. They can only play club cricket.

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 14:33 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/23 "2018-03-28T14:33:15Z")

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$1 million IPL Contracts torn up.

That serves them right.

Problem for Somerset as they’d contracted Bancroft.

But the worst is that they clearly LIED in their statement about it being tape.

Unbelievable

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**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 19:42 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/24 "2018-03-28T19:42:28Z")

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No one except CA believes Lehmann knew nothing about it. In the very unlikely event that this is true, how shit does that make him at his job?

Should be a fun atmosphere at the test on Friday with seriously embarrassed Aussie fans and rightly angry Saffers. Fuck him.

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**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 20:04 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/25 "2018-03-28T20:04:20Z")

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Also heard the question of who knew what asked of any of the bowlers that came into contact with a ball with sandpaper marks on it.

Surely they all knew?

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**Author:** ![SaintBristol](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbristol/32/607_2.png) [@SaintBristol](https://www.sotonians.com/u/SaintBristol)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 20:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/26 "2018-03-28T20:45:05Z")

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Outside of Australia, i’m sure all cricket fans are secretly loving this 😆

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**Author:** ![SaintBristol](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbristol/32/607_2.png) [@SaintBristol](https://www.sotonians.com/u/SaintBristol)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 20:48 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/27 "2018-03-28T20:48:55Z")

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> **[Oh dear Davey, what did you say about ball tampering?](https://wwos.nine.com.au/cricket/david-warner-hypocrisy-faf-du-plessis-ball-tampering-cricket-south-africa-australia/5bbf750a-fcf4-4ca3-abc2-903ee27a813f)**
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> 'Overstep that mark, be prepared to miss Test matches'

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**Author:** ![Rust-Cohle](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/rust-cohle/32/65_2.png) [@Rust-Cohle](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rust-Cohle)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 21:21 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/28 "2018-03-28T21:21:12Z")

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David Warner should be force fed his silly fucking moustache, boiled alive and his head mounted on a stump to warn others. Surely?

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**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 21:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/29 "2018-03-28T21:29:16Z")

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[Good piece here from the Grauniad.](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2018/mar/28/swift-severe-punishment-smith-warner-questions-remain)

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**Author:** ![SaintBristol](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbristol/32/607_2.png) [@SaintBristol](https://www.sotonians.com/u/SaintBristol)\
**Post date:** [28 March 2018 21:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/30 "2018-03-28T21:51:56Z")

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“It is not clear why, if this was really the first time the team had cheated in this way, [the South African cameramen say they were tipped off to keep an eye out](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket/australia-in-south-africa/fanie-de-villiers-the-man-who-tipped-off-tv-crew-about-ball-tampering/articleshow/63476508.cms),”

I hadn’t heard that before.

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [29 March 2018 08:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/31 "2018-03-29T08:19:17Z")

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Good rant by Lehman’s predecessor about the Aussie Team culture

> **['The truth about Aussie cricket culture' by Mickey Arthur - PlayersVoice](https://www.athletesvoice.com.au/mickey-arthur-truth-about-aussie-cricket-culture/)**
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> Mickey Arthur was removed as Australia's head coach after the David Warner-Joe Root pub controversy in 2013. This is his candid take on the cultural issues hurting Australian cricket.

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**Post date:** [29 March 2018 08:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/32 "2018-03-29T08:45:15Z")

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They remind me of Leeds United in the 70’s, plenty of talent but resorting to dirty tactics with a win at any cost mentality. Perhaps this will also see an end to sledging? Surely no place for it in what is supposed to be a gentleman’s game?

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**Post date:** [29 March 2018 09:09 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/33 "2018-03-29T09:09:59Z")

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Except that people I’ve heard talking about this on the radio regard it as another potential nail in the coffin of test cricket.

Speaking as someone who couldn’t give a stuff about cricket, it doesn’t really bother me.

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**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\
**Post date:** [29 March 2018 09:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/34 "2018-03-29T09:40:02Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/tomfordyce/status/979054777685377024>

> <https://twitter.com/FulhamJon/status/979280893050171392>

> <https://twitter.com/FulhamJon/status/979280893050171392>

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**Post date:** [29 March 2018 10:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/35 "2018-03-29T10:17:16Z")

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Smith breaks down in press conference and cries like a little girl. What a ponce. FFS the over reaction from all parties to this is astounding. They roughed up a ball and got caught, that’s it. Punishment dished out and that’s the end of the matter. No need for any lynchings, no need for any gobshite social media bollocks and no need to cry like a pussy in front of the cameras and talk about stains on national identities. It’s a fucking cricket ball, not a national disaster, FFS.

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**Post date:** [13 June 2018 09:56 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/36 "2018-06-13T09:56:20Z")

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And off we go again. After our riproaring performance in Jockland (Think we were actually fooled by the fact the Sun shone)

ODI vs The Sandpaperers starts today.

Will this be a much needed respite from learning which England players fancy whom in Love Island? Or another reason to scratch our balls in bemusement?

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**Post date:** [13 June 2018 11:45 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/37 "2018-06-13T11:45:43Z")

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Hmm one bowler short of a full load?

Shows how well Stokes balances the ODI team if one of our bowlers gets the treatment

| PLAYER | ROLE |
| --- | --- |
| [JJ Roy](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/298438.html) | Batsman |
| [JM Bairstow](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/297433.html) | Batsman |
| [AD Hales](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/249866.html) | Batsman |
| [JE Root](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/303669.html) | Batsman |
| [EJG Morgan ©](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/24598.html) | Batsman |
| [JC Buttler †](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/308967.html) | Wicketkeeper |
| [MM Ali](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/8917.html) | Allrounder |
| [DJ Willey](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/308251.html) | Allrounder |
| [LE Plunkett](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/19264.html) | Bowler |
| [AU Rashid](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/244497.html) | Bowler |
| [MA Wood](http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/player/351588.html) | Bowler |

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**Post date:** [13 June 2018 12:10 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/38 "2018-06-13T12:10:32Z")

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WICKET Head c Bairstow b Willey 5 (Aus 7-1)

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**Post date:** [13 June 2018 12:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/39 "2018-06-13T12:39:59Z")

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### WICKET

Finch c Wood b Moeen 19 (Aus 47-2)

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**Post date:** [13 June 2018 12:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fiddling-with-balls/3562/40 "2018-06-13T12:47:36Z")

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Moeen’s on a roll here!

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