# Fat Club 2017 - the new batch **URL:** \ **Category:** Reasonably serious discussion\ **Created:** [3 January 2017 13:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069 "2017-01-03T13:39:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 13:39 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/1 "2017-01-03T13:39:46Z")
Ok… The scales of doom revealed an ugly truth on New Year’s Day So Papsweb Fat Club will officially launch next week so looking for fat bastard volunteers to join me on the quest to find our healthier and summer selves. the rules will differ a little in that we will go with monthly weigh- ins. Prizes will be awarded but to make it fair, a difficulty weighting will be applied - eg someone weighing 80kg looking to get to 78 is a lower rating than the 110kg looking to lose 30kg we will still award the cock of shame but this is an award of encouragement. The time frame in the first instance will be 6 months and we use the thread to capture the trials, tribulations , tips and dumping of miserable tales etc. ## So who is in? ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 13:48 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/2 "2017-01-03T13:48:16Z")
It has to be done. 🙁 94kg. Not happy - still need to eat loads of shit from Christmas… ---
**Author:** ![Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sfcsim/32/88192_2.png) [@Sfcsim](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sfcsim)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 13:50 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/3 "2017-01-03T13:50:30Z")
I am 14 stone 6 a gain of 3 lbs over Christmas. This is 92.71KG looking to get to 82.5 by August 2017. Will mostly be on bike and trampoline classes. ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 13:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/4 "2017-01-03T13:58:54Z")
Sounds dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 15:03 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/5 "2017-01-03T15:03:44Z")
95 kgs - going to have a go at 89 KG 500 calorie deficit plan did the trick the last time. That way I can still have a beer provided i burn the fucker off. ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 15:05 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/6 "2017-01-03T15:05:15Z")
Let me weigh myslef tonight, I certainly feel fatter than I did a few weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 15:05 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/7 "2017-01-03T15:05:16Z")
By the way I would like to register my weight after my wine and fondue fuelled skiing holiday ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 16:36 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/8 "2017-01-03T16:36:24Z")
The only rule of fat club is there are no rules… just need to state your current weight in Kilograms, target weight and desired timeframe…the ‘boffins’ at sotonianpapsworld will then calculate your difficulty coefficient by which your monthly weightloss is multiplied to give you your highly comlex and expertly scientic monthly points score…points win prizes, low points = cock of shame ( :lou_sad:) But please use this space to dump depressive thoughts, post pics of your flabulous (fuck me that is clever :lou_is_a_flirt:) physiques, (Oxford comma) and techniques that are proving spectacular Post baseline weights by 12 noon, Monday 9th January ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 17:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/9 "2017-01-03T17:40:04Z")
94kg - I want to lose the 4kg this month. ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 18:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/10 "2017-01-03T18:43:16Z")
Or get 2 ft taller? ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 18:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/11 "2017-01-03T18:43:22Z")
Let this inspire us… [![]( "YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGy2sIp87tU) ---
**Author:** ![Fatso](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fatso/32/18_2.png) [@Fatso](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fatso)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 18:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/12 "2017-01-03T18:55:50Z")
220kg aiming for 218kg by Christmas ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 19:13 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/13 "2017-01-03T19:13:24Z")
First carb free day - miserable fuck diets fuck weight loss fuck it all ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 19:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/14 "2017-01-03T19:22:23Z")
> Originally posted by @Fatso > > 220kg > > aiming for 218kg by Christmas It’s good to see a man with ambition. ---
**Author:** ![Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/fowllyd/32/74248_2.png) [@Fowllyd](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Fowllyd)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 19:23 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/15 "2017-01-03T19:23:09Z")
Well, I did tell you I’d rather not give you a piggyback, but would you listen? ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 22:12 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/16 "2017-01-03T22:12:05Z")
Oh fuck I’ve just eaten a whole wedge of rather nice stilton, that ain’t going to help… ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [3 January 2017 22:21 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/17 "2017-01-03T22:21:53Z")
I’ve had a good day - I’m going to bed hungry and miserable. Then in the morning I shall attempt to shit 4kg. ---
**Author:** ![Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/map-of-tasmania/32/1298_2.png) [@Map-Of-Tasmania](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Map-Of-Tasmania)\ **Post date:** [4 January 2017 07:07 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/18 "2017-01-04T07:07:43Z")
OK … so far we have: **FatcuntFerret** - 108kg - target 80kg by Dec 2017, 90 by August - already on the dried fruit and nuts and fucking miserable - but no alcohol in week is going well and will make a big difference. First milestone is 104kg by end of January. I joke, but need to sort for health reasons - Weight balooned when I stopped smoking and despite the cycling efforts, have really struggled to shift it as have been guilty of snacking and too much wine with meals… **SFCsim** - 93kg - target 82 by summer **CBSaint** - 95kg - target 89kg **Rally** 94kg - target 90kg in one month We will work on MONTHLY milestones and thus its about how you do against monthly target. Any more takers? ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [4 January 2017 08:06 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/19 "2017-01-04T08:06:39Z")
No, I’ve met a handful and they’re all really slim - this place is where most of the Chippendales post after they’ve spent a busy day posing for those firemen calendars. ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [4 January 2017 08:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069/20 "2017-01-04T08:46:15Z")
Jeez Ferret, are you going to cut off both legs? I started to work out just how many calories I took on board a year through things I ate. The daily packet of crisps for lunch = 200 cals a day = 1000 cals a week = 50,000 cals a year = almost a months worth of recommended calories =100 hours on the bike Considering I dont need to eat them, the thought that I have to ride for 4 months just to burn off those calories has done for them. I cannot bring myself to do beer [Next page](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fat-club-2017-the-new-batch/2069.md?page=2)