# FA Cup final : Gooners for a day **URL:** \ **Category:** Southampton Football Club\ **Created:** [29 May 2015 08:14 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567 "2015-05-29T08:14:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 16:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/21 "2015-05-30T16:17:13Z")
yo who is watching this? wills is such a bad slaphead. Poor baby cambridge ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 16:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/22 "2015-05-30T16:55:54Z")
One way traffic this! I feel like I’ve seen this game before tho, just waiting for Villa to get one chance + score. In the meantime, I’m working on a joke about Calum Chambers on his knees, begging Arsene not to put his Beller in. I will let you know when I’ve got it all worked out! ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:08 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/23 "2015-05-30T17:08:34Z")
Shay Given’s hair is lols. Ozil looks like a waxwork left too close to a radiator. ---
**Author:** ![Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ohio-saint/32/35_2.png) [@Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Ohio-Saint)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:09 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/24 "2015-05-30T17:09:53Z")
I’m a bit disappointed to learn that Bearsy actually has to think about his posts. In other news, I notice that this site has no spillchicker!! ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:10 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/25 "2015-05-30T17:10:28Z")
Walcott scores his 5th Saints goal! ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:11 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/26 "2015-05-30T17:11:11Z")
Mystic smeg. ---
**Author:** ![Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ohio-saint/32/35_2.png) [@Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Ohio-Saint)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:12 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/27 "2015-05-30T17:12:38Z")
Get in Saints!! We is winners! I see now why we sold Walcott to the Arse… Long term planning at it’s best! ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:13 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/28 "2015-05-30T17:13:33Z")
> Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint > > I’m a bit disappointed to learn that Bearsy actually has to think about his posts. Bearsy? I’m Rosenpenis! Distant cousin, known for his more considered posting style. ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:14 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/29 "2015-05-30T17:14:26Z")
Szczesny looks like a smack addict ---
**Author:** ![Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ohio-saint/32/35_2.png) [@Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Ohio-Saint)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/30 "2015-05-30T17:17:07Z")
Ooh! dirty Sanchez! Dirty Sanchez is sexual slang for a purported sex act where feces is purposely smeared onto a partner’s upper lip. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/31 "2015-05-30T17:17:57Z")
Thanks Theo. My friend scared the shit out of him once in town. He saw Theo walking towards him and thought: “I know that geezer, where do I know him from? Does he owe me money?” As he approached, my mate stopped him by putting his hand in the middle of his chest and got right in his face saying: “Wossup bro, where I know you from?” All aggressive like. Walcott nearly pooped his pants, backed off quickly saying: “I’m Theo Walcott, I play for Saints.” “Ahhhh…alright mate, how’s it going?” My mate says with a big grin. Nervous laugh and a quick exit for little Theo. ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/32 "2015-05-30T17:19:56Z")
i woke up one time to find a distinct smell of fish, and bird sniggering + struggling to keep straight face. Turns out, i was sporting a fanny juice moustache. She considered this to be Hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ohio-saint/32/35_2.png) [@Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Ohio-Saint)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:24 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/33 "2015-05-30T17:24:19Z")
I have a very similar story!!! When I was a kid, I did door to door collections for Swaything footbal club. I was wearing a Saints patch, and I called on Hugh Fisher’s house in Bitterne. I knocked on his door, and Hugh himself answered! I was all like, give me some money, I don’t recognise you at the moment, but will realise who you are about a week later. He was all like, here is your money kid, now fuck off. Had we both realised who we both were, we would probably have become lifelong stalking buddies. I would have taken pics of him wanking in the shower, and he would have stalked me with court orders telling me to fuck off… Life as it could, and should have been. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:38 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/34 "2015-05-30T17:38:05Z")
some hit that! Reminds me of Steven Davis. ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:40 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/35 "2015-05-30T17:40:51Z")
Dust off the passport Mrs Goaty, one of us is going to Europe. ---
**Author:** ![Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ohio-saint/32/35_2.png) [@Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Ohio-Saint)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/36 "2015-05-30T17:43:54Z")
Get in some lube Mrs Goaty. I’m going to England! ---
**Author:** ![saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/saintbletch/32/618_2.png) [@saintbletch](https://www.sotonians.com/u/saintbletch)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:48 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/37 "2015-05-30T17:48:16Z")
Similar amount of swerve, but Davis tends to screw deeper. ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:50 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/38 "2015-05-30T17:50:36Z")
You’ll be needing some grit for purchase. ---
**Author:** ![Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ohio-saint/32/35_2.png) [@Ohio-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Ohio-Saint)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/39 "2015-05-30T17:55:36Z")
Cancel the lube, Mrs. Goaty. I’ve just remembered I have some library books that I need to return. ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2015 17:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/fa-cup-final-gooners-for-a-day/1567/40 "2015-05-30T17:58:14Z")
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