# :thefa: ⚽ England 2026/27 Internationals **URL:** \ **Category:** Euros, World Cup, and Nations League\ **Created:** [26 September 2026 18:53 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369 "2026-09-26T18:53:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 18:53 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/1 "2026-09-26T18:53:25Z")
1m 40s into the new regime Marc Guehi does Russ Ball 0-1 Spain. Shocker ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 18:55 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/2 "2026-09-26T18:55:02Z")
Total twat. :lou_facepalm_2: We’ve been practicing the slow build culminating in the incisive twat ball. It’s working very well so far. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 18:59 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/3 "2026-09-26T18:59:50Z")
That is offensive to Twats. It was much worse than that. Lucky offside disallows their 2nd ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:17 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/4 "2026-09-26T19:17:33Z")
We’re inviting the swift counter, should be 3 down by now. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:21 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/5 "2026-09-26T19:21:01Z")
More Dives than a squadron of Stuka’s ![Dekeskui Dekeskoui: German Fighter Jet](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/e/e/ee0d66887d2c230463565b05226a2f31406bb4f7.webp) ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/6 "2026-09-26T19:22:56Z")
Yes we should have had at least 3 dubious penalties by now. ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:26 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/7 "2026-09-26T19:26:06Z")
Good lord we’ve equalised. Gordon takes it well ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:26 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/8 "2026-09-26T19:26:36Z")
Bloody hell. Cracker thst ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:29 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/9 "2026-09-26T19:29:13Z")
Haha.. Cucherella OG. 2 fuckin 1 ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:30 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/10 "2026-09-26T19:30:00Z")
This cheap Lidl plonk is hallucinating ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:32 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/11 "2026-09-26T19:32:39Z")
We’re in trouble when our amphetamines wear off. ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:37 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/12 "2026-09-26T19:37:25Z")
> [@lifeintheslowlane](#): > > Haha.. Cucherella OG. 2 fuckin 1 Good, Sideshow Bob helped the ball into the net with his thigh… ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:47 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/13 "2026-09-26T19:47:35Z")
[https://x.com/FootyHumour/status/2103922915943084085](https://x.com/FootyHumour/status/2103922915943084085) ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:58 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/14 "2026-09-26T19:58:58Z")
Oh here comes the first dodgy penalty 🤣 . ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 19:59 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/15 "2026-09-26T19:59:18Z")
That was clear & obvious ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 20:00 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/16 "2026-09-26T20:00:54Z")
FFS. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 20:01 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/17 "2026-09-26T20:01:46Z")
Entertaining game anyway. …and as a bonus Chucherlla gets laid out by a ball in the chops. ---
**Author:** ![Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/polski_filip/32/75318_2.png) [@Polski\_Filip](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Polski_Filip)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 20:07 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/18 "2026-09-26T20:07:34Z")
Another citeh Russball fuck up 2-2 ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 20:07 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/19 "2026-09-26T20:07:44Z")
FFS o’ really O’Reily :lou_facepalm_2: ---
**Author:** ![lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/lifeintheslowlane/32/690_2.png) [@lifeintheslowlane](https://www.sotonians.com/u/lifeintheslowlane)\ **Post date:** [26 September 2026 20:21 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369/20 "2026-09-26T20:21:03Z")
…and we’re behind again. Yes the amphetamines have worn off. [Next page](https://www.sotonians.com/t/england-2026-27-internationals/7369.md?page=2)