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Oh wait - you all like going on Cruises don’t you


I can’t think of anything that I want to do less


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Do I fuck it’s like going to work the wife said let’s go on a cruise holiday I told her she should have a good time as I was not going with her,

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Rats on a boat exclusive :rofl: :rofl:

I started in this camp - I was obstinate

Even when the Ayatollah could get 75% staff discounts

then I succumbed we went to the Fjords and I was determined to hate it and annoyingly I didn’t

And here we are about to go on a third and one booked for next year

If there was a perfect scenario for “don’t knock it until you try it” this is it. Do not try one of those three days to Amsterdam / Bruges and back - they are pure party boats

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At least they knew the ship wasn’t sinking

Ditto
after being constantly bombarded by Lady Slowlane’s family saying how mean I was for not going on a cruise, I finally gave in to celebrate her 60th birthday.

After saying I’d never be old enough to go on a cruise, I’m now going on my 20th in June as I now fit the age profile perfectly.

Advice: What used to be large ships are now medium sized ones
try the medium sized ones first. River cruises are good too.

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Thanks for the advice about the size.

Now, any advice about where to legally find free money to pay for it?

Anyway.

I caught the Gosport Ferry to college every day for 2 years. Why do I ever need yo see another boat?

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