# Boris Johnson barreling into a small child

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**Category:** News and current events\
**Created:** [15 October 2015 11:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734 "2015-10-15T11:46:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![ant](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/ant/32/37_2.png) [@ant](https://www.sotonians.com/u/ant)\
**Post date:** [15 October 2015 11:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/1 "2015-10-15T11:46:34Z")

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Tehehe, he’s \_such \_a character!!!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/HuIfwY_jzz8?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

## Man alive. He’s actually going to be our Prime Minister one day, isn’t he? This sort of thing seals it. :lou_facepalm_2:

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**Author:** ![KRG](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/krg/32/1061_2.png) [@KRG](https://www.sotonians.com/u/KRG)\
**Post date:** [15 October 2015 12:00 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/2 "2015-10-15T12:00:42Z")

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I look at politics in 'Murica sometimes and think, wow that place is crazy. Actors as Presidents, people running on Mormon tickets actually being taken seriously, Donald Trump & a neurosurgeon who basically refuses science in favour of cretionalism (how?) and says the holocaust would have been prevented if Jews had guns. I think, thank Christ we aren’t like that.

Then, I realise we basically have Boris or his mate from school who fucks pigs.

Satire is dead, the world is beyond parody.

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**Author:** ![Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/barry-sanchez/32/76_2.png) [@Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Barry-Sanchez)\
**Post date:** [15 October 2015 12:06 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/3 "2015-10-15T12:06:08Z")

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That’s because Japan doesn’t believe in multiculturalism…

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**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\
**Post date:** [15 October 2015 12:12 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/4 "2015-10-15T12:12:12Z")

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Better barrelling into small children than banging into them.

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**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\
**Post date:** [15 October 2015 12:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/5 "2015-10-15T12:22:07Z")

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Does not quite match his footballing prowess. Age is getting to him.

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**Author:** ![WorzelScummage](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/worzelscummage/32/73175_2.png) [@WorzelScummage](https://www.sotonians.com/u/WorzelScummage)\
**Post date:** [15 October 2015 13:54 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/6 "2015-10-15T13:54:30Z")

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Hardly barrelling into him is it? To be honest, it’s not funny, it’s a little oafish, but meh!

When he gets in, there will be quite a few people on Labour’s side that will need to take a good, hard look at themselves, by putting someone so unelectable as his main opposition.

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**Author:** ![Intiniki](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/intiniki/32/9_2.png) [@Intiniki](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Intiniki)\
**Post date:** [15 October 2015 18:16 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/7 "2015-10-15T18:16:33Z")

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I think I’ll take a hard long look at the conversatives who pick him as leader, big businesses and the establishment. Someone commented somewhere today on social media that ‘he’s a bit of a laugh’ so would be a great PM. I think that’s an issue and I doubt she was a Labour voter… or voter at all.

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**Author:** ![JBoy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/jboy/32/21_2.png) [@JBoy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/JBoy)\
**Post date:** [15 October 2015 21:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/8 "2015-10-15T21:51:47Z")

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Shouldn’t this be in the VIP paedophile thread?

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**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\
**Post date:** [15 October 2015 22:50 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/9 "2015-10-15T22:50:04Z")

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**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\
**Post date:** [16 October 2015 06:27 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/boris-johnson-barreling-into-a-small-child/2734/10 "2015-10-16T06:27:47Z")

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That was down to team selection, that kid just wasn’t up to tackling Boris.

Though it would be funny one day to see one of these gigs where politicians join in a little kickabout, and the organisers send in the child version of Tommy Smith/Stuart Pearce to take them out - that would make pictures!
