# Between Good Friday and Easter Sunday **URL:** \ **Category:** Monkey Tennis\ **Created:** [15 March 2016 20:13 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396 "2016-03-15T20:13:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/barry-sanchez/32/76_2.png) [@Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Barry-Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [15 March 2016 20:13 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/1 "2016-03-15T20:13:21Z")
Do we change to say “Jesus woud be spinning in his cave” ## As opposed to the usual spinning in his grave if it was used as an example for some jovial sentence, line or pun over the Bank Holiday period? ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [15 March 2016 21:23 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/2 "2016-03-15T21:23:43Z")
i would never say jesus is spin in grave because baby jesus is not in grave he is in Heaven with his Dad, and i would not say baby jesus was in his cave bc baby jesus is not in his cave he left the cave 2016 yrs ago and then he went to Heaven to be with his Dad he doesn’t come back to cave every year at easter just to visit he stays in Heaven making easter eggs but othewise i agree with the op entirely ---
**Author:** ![Burp](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/burp/32/86_2.png) [@Burp](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Burp)\ **Post date:** [15 March 2016 21:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/3 "2016-03-15T21:57:29Z")
So does this make Jesus a DJ or someone who likes static cycling? ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 07:24 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/4 "2016-03-16T07:24:32Z")
God is a DJ. Jesus carries the banging tunes innit. ---
**Author:** ![Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/barry-sanchez/32/76_2.png) [@Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Barry-Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 08:44 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/5 "2016-03-16T08:44:12Z")
So nice they named him twice. ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 08:53 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/6 "2016-03-16T08:53:01Z")
Sometimes when Barry is criticising someone for doing weak banter I’m a bit hmm, glass houses yo. But then you read a thread like this and u realise, fair enough, ur in the presence of the One True King of Bantz. Pap can you give Barry a special Bantersaurus Badge pls asap. ---
**Author:** ![Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/barry-sanchez/32/76_2.png) [@Barry-Sanchez](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Barry-Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 09:23 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/7 "2016-03-16T09:23:21Z")
I wouldn’t accept Bearsy, what I do is a gift and my reward is sharing it. ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 11:24 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/8 "2016-03-16T11:24:33Z")
Technically Jesus left his cave 1,983 years ago but the dates are open to debate. ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 11:36 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/9 "2016-03-16T11:36:32Z")
erm that would make baby jesus 2016-1983 yrs old and that can’t be right cos baby jesus is baby ---
**Author:** ![CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/cb-saint/32/95251_2.png) [@CB-Saint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/CB-Saint)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 11:51 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/10 "2016-03-16T11:51:09Z")
Jesus was born during the reign of Herod who croaked in 4BC, which means we are all living in the wrong year ---
**Author:** ![Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/goatboy/32/167_2.png) [@Goatboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Goatboy)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 12:03 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/11 "2016-03-16T12:03:45Z")
I feel more comfy in my hosiery and ruff collar now. ---
**Author:** ![Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/0ea827/32.png) [@Rallyboy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Rallyboy)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 12:07 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/12 "2016-03-16T12:07:03Z")
I’ve often felt I’m in the wrong year, and out of step with society. It feels nice. ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 14:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/13 "2016-03-16T14:43:00Z")
I’ve often felt I’m wrong and, indeed, this is normally confirmed by the people I choose to socialise with. ---
**Author:** ![Sussexsaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/sussexsaint/32/74_2.png) [@Sussexsaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Sussexsaint)\ **Post date:** [16 March 2016 14:57 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/14 "2016-03-16T14:57:02Z")
is that a posh way of saying stockings and a dog collar? ---
**Author:** ![pap](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/pap/32/74795_2.png) [@pap](https://www.sotonians.com/u/pap)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2016 21:36 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/15 "2016-03-24T21:36:39Z")
I am working tomorrow. NI has weird Bank Holidays. ---
**Author:** ![TedMaul](https://www.sotonians.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TedMaul](https://www.sotonians.com/u/TedMaul)\ **Post date:** [24 March 2016 22:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/16 "2016-03-24T22:22:21Z")
I’m doing the exciting Swindon v Wigan game for Sky tomorrow ---
**Author:** ![Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bucks/32/87_2.png) [@Bucks](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bucks)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2016 00:46 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/17 "2016-03-25T00:46:41Z")
Its called Saturday. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2016 08:35 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/18 "2016-03-25T08:35:45Z")
There will be alcohol drunk, food eaten. presents given out, chocolate eaten, sunbathing, possibly some sex (even if it is a wank) general enjoyment in the PS household. ---
**Author:** ![Burp](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/burp/32/86_2.png) [@Burp](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Burp)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2016 15:11 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/19 "2016-03-25T15:11:03Z")
Does a wank count as sex? That would mean Bearsy’s not a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/philippinesaint/32/3978_2.png) [@PhilippineSaint](https://www.sotonians.com/u/PhilippineSaint)\ **Post date:** [25 March 2016 19:00 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396/20 "2016-03-25T19:00:54Z")
If you work offshore Wanking counts as sex Just so that you know it still works for when you get ashore [Next page](https://www.sotonians.com/t/between-good-friday-and-easter-sunday/1396.md?page=2)