# Agony Uncle / Aunt Column **URL:** \ **Category:** Reasonably serious discussion\ **Created:** [26 May 2015 20:53 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323 "2015-05-26T20:53:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/halo-stickman/32/23_2.png) [@Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Halo-Stickman)\ **Post date:** [1 June 2015 10:05 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/41 "2015-06-01T10:05:13Z")
Lou, here is something for your friend whilst she waits for that phone call [![](https://discourse-sotonians-uploads.s3.dualstack.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/original/3X/d/1/d176091c3e201adc6b8455b5234a0edf2aa6c755.jpeg "YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycYgQHIYY1Q) ---
**Author:** ![Coxford\_lou](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/coxford_lou/32/11_2.png) [@Coxford\_lou](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Coxford_lou)\ **Post date:** [7 June 2015 22:41 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/42 "2015-06-07T22:41:15Z")
Boys, serious question: Friends with benefits. a) convenient set up b) gonna end badly ? ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [7 June 2015 22:43 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/43 "2015-06-07T22:43:55Z")
the problem with friends on benefits, is that when it’s their turn to get a round in, they always disappear to the toilet, or have to go outside to take a phone call. I’d bin them off lou, srsly. Stick with ur mates from Queen’s Garden Party. ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [8 June 2015 09:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/44 "2015-06-08T09:19:31Z")
b) definitely b) One of you will get emotionally attached,it’s the law. And make sure you go suited and booted, don’t want any of those STIs finding you!! ---
**Author:** ![Coxford\_lou](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/coxford_lou/32/11_2.png) [@Coxford\_lou](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Coxford_lou)\ **Post date:** [8 June 2015 12:31 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/45 "2015-06-08T12:31:21Z")
Thanks for the advice, BBB. I’ll pass that onto my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/bearsy/32/6_2.png) [@Bearsy](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Bearsy)\ **Post date:** [8 June 2015 13:06 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/46 "2015-06-08T13:06:10Z")
Some poor bro is about to experience blueballs, and it’s _all tripB’s fault_ ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [8 June 2015 14:19 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/47 "2015-06-08T14:19:22Z")
Hey, they can always sext each other… ---
**Author:** ![Coxford\_lou](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/coxford_lou/32/11_2.png) [@Coxford\_lou](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Coxford_lou)\ **Post date:** [8 June 2015 14:22 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/48 "2015-06-08T14:22:39Z")
It was a majestic cock-block from BBB. 1-0. ---
**Author:** ![Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/halo-stickman/32/23_2.png) [@Halo-Stickman](https://www.sotonians.com/u/Halo-Stickman)\ **Post date:** [8 June 2015 14:37 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/49 "2015-06-08T14:37:35Z")
Bob, have you ever heard of the old idiom: ‘a dog in the manger’? ---
**Author:** ![BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/user_avatar/www.sotonians.com/btripz/32/75839_2.png) [@BTripz](https://www.sotonians.com/u/BTripz)\ **Post date:** [8 June 2015 14:38 UTC](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323/50 "2015-06-08T14:38:47Z")
> Originally posted by @Coxford_lou > It was a majestic cock-block from BBB. 1-0. I feel really bad now Lou Lou, however I feel it will be erudite to purchase shares in i.e. Ann Summers [Previous page](https://www.sotonians.com/t/agony-uncle-aunt-column/3323.md?page=2)