Worst. Football. Thread. Ever.
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19:42 His hair as golden as a hungover piss. His smile as contagious as herpes. Portugal as sour as an old woman’s tits, but James Ward-Prowse is quite chirpy.
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19:43 James Ward-Prowse sings the national anthem, as the massive Czech crowd listen on in appreciative, respectful silence. They may not understand the words, but they can feel the emotion. Voice of an angel.
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19:45 All eyes are on James Ward-Prowse, as Portugal kick off.
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19:48 CLOSE! England narrowly miss the opportunity to pass to James Ward-Prowse. Crowd howls with disappointment.
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19:50 SMASHING IT! He’s everywhere! It’s like there’s three of him. One James, one Ward. One Prowse.
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I’m going to tear my eyes out.
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19:53: CHANCE! James Ward-Prowse hits perfect shot into the stands. Awesome power. Really started brightly.
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19:55 Southgate looks nervous. UEFA rules prevent him from playing a team of just James Ward-Prowse, and it’s already causing problems.
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20:00 James Ward-Prowse finding good space with clever movement, but Portugal consistently refuse to pass to him. Both coaching teams look furious.
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Originally posted by @Bearsy
18:00 James Ward-Prowse finding good space with clever movement, but Portugal consistently refuse to pass to him. Both coaching teams look furious.
Times going backwards!
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20:04 Brilliant touch from James Ward-Prowse puts Portugal through on goal. They mess it up though. Still 0-0.
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20:06 Commentator goes to see about making a sandwich. Probably nothing will happen for 5 minutes.
And the Other Site said we couldn’t do football properly.
Pah.
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20:12 James Ward-Prowse has probably been brilliant for the last 5 minutes! They probably couldn’t get the ball off him! Seems to be taking a well-earned rest now though.
20:21 James Ward-Prowse starting to press hard now. Goal coming. Stand by.
Jeez listening to BT sport on a stream who is the co-tater? He’s almost as bad as The Bear
If JWP scores I’m logging off and never coming back.
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20:30 PASS! Great pass from James Ward-Prowse! Probably his best “pass” since declining a Portsmouth F.C youth contract.
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20:33 HALF TIME. JWP 0-0 Portugal. Crowd not fussed by lack of goals, they only came to see James Ward-Prowse, and they’ve had a proper eyeful
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